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This is how a donkey sees the table....

(Its from another pokerforum cant say the name Smile)

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There are two buttons missing in that picture:

1. He has nothing

2. I have a pair of balls

     
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Noooooo! Faaaaaack! I knew it! I'm a donk!!!! Sad

Goddamn!

     
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This is the way I will be a donkey forever Big Smile Big Smile
My place is opposite the girl Big Smile Big Smile

     
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I don't get it - the screen shot looks the same as it always does.

     
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When you play with that low stack you can do things like that..
You still have the % to hit something. Smile

     
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Thats superb....

WHoever created that is obviously quite clued up lol

Smile Big Smile

     
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If you have a good strategy in poker and you have a perfect bankroll management you can take all chips of the donkeys. it is true you will never win always because he gets one of his four outs but you will win more then you lose. There are a lot of beginners room where you can seat to the table and go when you have four - six maximum buy ins because they are rookie, you can read them and win a lot of money.

     
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I hate donkeys! It is incredible how they always have a ridiculous luck against me in the river! It is a scandal sometimes!! Things like... I have AJ... i raise... he calls with 6 8... flop 6 J 3.. i GO ALL IN... he calls: 6 in the river!!!!!! WOW

     
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Hee Haw donkey Smile

     
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Posted by Jodoli:
I hate donkeys! It is incredible how they always have a ridiculous luck against me in the river! It is a scandal sometimes!! Things like... I have AJ... i raise... he calls with 6 8... flop 6 J 3.. i GO ALL IN... he calls: 6 in the river!!!!!! WOW


Happens. He has around 10% chance to hit at the river.

     
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Probably this person aspires to become king of the donkeys Big Smile Big Smile i hate donkey expecially wen they win and you is out of a tourney Aww crap!

     
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Ive seen Gus Hansen play hands like that.

     
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i always go all in with that hand... Thumbs Up

     
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quote:"I don't get it - the screen shot looks the same as it always does."

hahah! good one.

funny screenshot - its mirroring my mind when i play $1 on 0.01/0.02 for fun Big Smile


     
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Posted by Jodoli:
I hate donkeys! It is incredible how they always have a ridiculous luck against me in the river! It is a scandal sometimes!! Things like... I have AJ... i raise... he calls with 6 8... flop 6 J 3.. i GO ALL IN... he calls: 6 in the river!!!!!! WOW


I hate people that keep on complaining about their bad beats.
It is a part of poker, live with it.
Don't mourn the past, forget it and move on.

For every hand you loose like this, you win 8 others. But the difference is that you do not remember those hands, because you feel like that is the way it should have been... You brain plays tricks on you. Upload your hands into Tracker or Office...

Be glad there is donks like that out there. That is why the rest can be a winning player. I love the donks. Let them win once in a while, it makes 'em come back because they think they can beat the game. Big Smile Big Smile

     
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i think they should create a special-software-version of the poker rooms including a novel "on mouse over" java-script function : if you slip with the mouse-pointer on the fold-button the button will move automatically to an other position.
no more fold-accidents can happen now Big Smile

     
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hehe, nice picture. Okay if u do sometime, cause poker is not only AA AK QQ JJ,... but its boring when people just play with "da feeling" (like "mmh, i dont know why, but im sure three five hits on the flop -_- " )

     
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