Joined: Jan '09
Location: Australia
Age: 41 (M)
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I was wondering if there was anyone out there who would be interested in staking me for example if you gave me like 5 i would then turn that into mybe 15 and send you 10 back or double what ever you give me.
I am not a scamer i am a well contribuating member of BRM and just wanted to see if anyone wanted to?
mcsnakey,your results wasn`t good enough to give you the money.0 from 21 tourneys in the money on PS looks like nothing! so i can open the windows and throw out the 5 $! sorry,but no ggod deal for any one
Your stats are quite blunty horrendous. You've never made it into the top half of hte field let alone finish anywhere close to the money. In fact you have been in the first 5% of players knocked out in almost every single tournament you've played in. In short, and without wanting to put a finer point on it, you are most probably one of the worst poker players ( and I use that term in the very loosest sense of the word ) to grace Pokerstars, and believe me that takes some doing.. You havent won once single cent.. In fact looking at your stats I seriously doubt you've even won one hand
I love the way you say that you have great Bankroll management. If you had good bankroll management you wouldnt be here asking for money, you would be playing with your own. You are to poker, what George Bush was to american intelligence, or what Saddam Hussein was to the world peace process. I would go so far as to say you are a disaster.... Trust you with money to play poker, I wouldnt trust you with the keyboard and mouse to play it on.... You'd lose them too.
Quite frankly, if I was even remotely stupid enough to stake you, I may as well take the $5 and go into the first $5 tournie I could find and go all in first hand no matter what the cards were, beacuse looking at your stats and results thats pretty much what you've been doing.
Before writing on here asking whether anyone will give you money, I suggest you write a post asking how to play poker.... That should be your first priority.. You are the sort of player that would flop a royal flush and somehow still manage to lose. I doubt you even know the different suits involved in a deck of cards. You wouldnt know the difference between a royal flush and a toilet flush...
So, as you may have guessed, the answer is sadly, no I wont stake you. If you come back in around 4000 years then I may reconsider.......
Posted by CunteN: Sorry i watched your stats @ Pokerstars and they are not to good. Im willing to sponsor a player with better stats and more posts on BRM.
Not too good ???
That has to be the mother of all understatements...
Lets have a look at some stats
09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 1905 1887 $0 Only 18 players did worse 02 May 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $3.30 1854 1539 $0 315 players did worse 02 May 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $1+ 117 115 $0 2 players did worse 02 May 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $1.10 90 75 $0 15 players did worse 02 May 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 360 357 $0 3 players did worse 17 Apr 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 1906 1784 $0 122 players did worse 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.25 90 87 $0 3 players did worse 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 360 155 $0 NOT BAD 205 players did worse 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.25 90 80 $0 10 did worse 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.25 90 90 $0 NO ONE DID WORSE 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.25 45 45 $0 NO ONE DID WORSE 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $2.20 180 48 $0 FANTASTIC RESULT 132 did worse 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $2.20 988 887 $0 101 did worse 12 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.25 90 88 $0 2 did worse 12 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 1607 1587 $0 20 did worse 12 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $3.30 1467 1411 $0 56 did worse 12 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 360 329 $0 31 did worse 24 Feb 09 Pot Limit 5 Card Draw 5CPL $2.20 24 14 $0 10 did worse 24 Feb 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $1.10 90 84 $0 6 did worse 24 Feb 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 360 335 $0 25 did worse 31 Jan 09 Pot Limit Hold'em HEPL $1.10 726 491 $0 235 did worse
Total winnings = NIL
Total top final tables = NIL
RETURN ON INVESTMENT = -100% ( which means hes lost every cent he's ever spent )
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Posted by fcumred:
Posted by CunteN: Sorry i watched your stats @ Pokerstars and they are not to good. Im willing to sponsor a player with better stats and more posts on BRM.
Not too good ???
That has to be the mother of all understatements...
Lets have a look at some stats
09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 1905 1887 $0 Only 18 players did worse 02 May 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $3.30 1854 1539 $0 315 players did worse 02 May 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $1+ 117 115 $0 2 players did worse 02 May 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $1.10 90 75 $0 15 players did worse 02 May 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 360 357 $0 3 players did worse 17 Apr 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 1906 1784 $0 122 players did worse 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.25 90 87 $0 3 players did worse 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 360 155 $0 NOT BAD 205 players did worse 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.25 90 80 $0 10 did worse 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.25 90 90 $0 NO ONE DID WORSE 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.25 45 45 $0 NO ONE DID WORSE 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $2.20 180 48 $0 FANTASTIC RESULT 132 did worse 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $2.20 988 887 $0 101 did worse 12 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.25 90 88 $0 2 did worse 12 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 1607 1587 $0 20 did worse 12 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $3.30 1467 1411 $0 56 did worse 12 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 360 329 $0 31 did worse 24 Feb 09 Pot Limit 5 Card Draw 5CPL $2.20 24 14 $0 10 did worse 24 Feb 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $1.10 90 84 $0 6 did worse 24 Feb 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 360 335 $0 25 did worse 31 Jan 09 Pot Limit Hold'em HEPL $1.10 726 491 $0 235 did worse
Total winnings = NIL
Total top final tables = NIL
RETURN ON INVESTMENT = -100% ( which means hes lost every cent he's ever spent )
Posted by CunteN: Sorry i watched your stats @ Pokerstars and they are not to good. Im willing to sponsor a player with better stats and more posts on BRM.
Not too good ???
That has to be the mother of all understatements...
Lets have a look at some stats
09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 1905 1887 $0 Only 18 players did worse 02 May 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $3.30 1854 1539 $0 315 players did worse 02 May 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $1+ 117 115 $0 2 players did worse 02 May 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $1.10 90 75 $0 15 players did worse 02 May 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 360 357 $0 3 players did worse 17 Apr 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 1906 1784 $0 122 players did worse 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.25 90 87 $0 3 players did worse 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 360 155 $0 NOT BAD 205 players did worse 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.25 90 80 $0 10 did worse 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.25 90 90 $0 NO ONE DID WORSE 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.25 45 45 $0 NO ONE DID WORSE 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $2.20 180 48 $0 FANTASTIC RESULT 132 did worse 21 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $2.20 988 887 $0 101 did worse 12 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.25 90 88 $0 2 did worse 12 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 1607 1587 $0 20 did worse 12 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $3.30 1467 1411 $0 56 did worse 12 Mar 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 360 329 $0 31 did worse 24 Feb 09 Pot Limit 5 Card Draw 5CPL $2.20 24 14 $0 10 did worse 24 Feb 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $1.10 90 84 $0 6 did worse 24 Feb 09 No Limit Hold'em HENL $0.10 360 335 $0 25 did worse 31 Jan 09 Pot Limit Hold'em HEPL $1.10 726 491 $0 235 did worse
Total winnings = NIL
Total top final tables = NIL
RETURN ON INVESTMENT = -100% ( which means hes lost every cent he's ever spent )
It is just variance.
I guess so.. Sometimes hes poor.. Sometimes hes bad and the majority of the time hes just plain crap...
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Posted by intentcity4: i think you have to warn people that the return may be nothing. and you would have to make your stats public so people can see if your any good.
1) theres no MAY about it... The chances of him winning are about as remote as me bedding Claudia Schiffer, Naomi Campbell and Sarah Michelle Gellar all in the same night..
2) You cannot publish those stats. BRM has strict rules about obscene publications...
3) TO SEE IF HES ANY GOOD..... You have got to be kidding... I've seen third world countries with a better bank balance than his poker account..
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Posted by fcumred: 1) theres no MAY about it... The chances of him winning are about as remote as me bedding Claudia Schiffer, Naomi Campbell and Sarah Michelle Gellar all in the same night..
Now that would be worth staking as long as I can have the rights to sell the video and DVD
5 i would then turn that into mybe 
snake 
and you would have to make your stats public so people can see if your any good.
