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Hi

Im just wondering whats the best Poker Insults you've ever had or heard?

So we' ll go for top 3.

1. Donk
2. Away and play Bingo
3. NED- None Educated DONK

just off the top of my head but see what people can come up with.


     
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Its most insulting when someone plays like a donk and claims you to be a donk, lol

     
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I thought fish was more more insulting than donk. Although you don't usually get called that at the table. It's more something you say to someone about someone else.

     
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If you want to add your own. Add away

     
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the best one i ever heard--- there was a bloke who was tilting after big loss left him with 20 chips the winner turned around with impeciable timimg and said "i hope you dont root like you play poker!" i laughed for the next 3 hands Big Smile

     
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The best ones are

1) How on gods earth did you get this far in the tournament
2) See you back at the play money tables later
3) If brains were chocolate you couldnt make a peanut M+M
4) You can lead a horse to water but that donkey will follow you to the river
5) As a visitor what do you think to planet earth
6) You got the wrong site.. you want www.galabingo.com


     
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Haha, seriously?

I always see stuff like:

"Unbelievable!1!!! Why did you call that? you are soooo lucky!!11!eleven1, whole site is rigged!"

never heard something about bingo yet, the word Donk neither

1) How on gods earth did you get this far in the tournament
I did hear this one though. once....

     
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Posted by fcumred:
The best ones are

1) How on gods earth did you get this far in the tournament
2) See you back at the play money tables later
3) If brains were chocolate you couldnt make a peanut M+M
4) You can lead a horse to water but that donkey will follow you to the river
5) As a visitor what do you think to planet earth
6) You got the wrong site.. you want www.galabingo.com



These are great, #5 is one I have to use Big Smile

     
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I hear this: I hope that you will have 2 7 next hand worst cards Smile

     
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