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The Neverending Story  +5   
Hi, i like neverending Storys in Boards. That sometimes really Funny.
What do you think about the Idea of a neverending Poker related Story ?

I start the story with a few lines of text.
Then the next one continue the story where I had stopped with a few lines of text.. and so on.
You can write what you want. Believe me this Story can be very funny Big Smile
In one Year we can release our First Bankrollmob Poker Story Worship


Only the text relates the story to write in this Post, nothing else. So that Story will not be unreadable.


There was once a long long time ago.In a Galaxy far far away, a little green man Agree named Egon. His favorite activity was playing NL Holdem in the Little-Green-Men Casino. One day, however.......


Edited by mesp2201 (01 February 2008 @ 05:01 GMT)


     
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There was once a long long time ago.In a Galaxy far far away, a little green man Agree named Egon. His favorite activity was playing NL Holdem in the Little-Green-Men Casino. One day, however, a little red man Angry named Ugan started going to the Little-Green-Men Casino. He also enjoyed playing NL Holdem.

I was there that he saw for the first time, a little purple woman Shock named...

Edited by thefodz (01 February 2008 @ 05:21 GMT)


     
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...Monica. She plays on the same table as the little Red Man and he has seen that Monica folded a Royal Flush on the River and was so shocked about this that he...

     
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instantly changed his name to Robin RedHood and started wearing wonderbra's until one day when...

     
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his mom realised that her son was wearing her wonderbra's. She borrowed him some panties so everything fit together. Green Robin Redhood was in high heels, panties and wonderbra on his way to the casino when the weirdest thing happend......

     
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a Admin of the Bankrollmob forum, His name is unknown. Landed with a UFO in the middle of the Road, jumped out of the Ufo and pricked him with a Dealer Chip into the eye. He was so horrified about which he had forgotten.....

     
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how to play poker... monica found him and even tho she obviously didnt no how to play poker either (folded royal flush) asked him to play with her at the Green Man Casion... but he couldnt remember how so monica decided to take him to the old grey Sleepy man.... Corning Cripple, the oldest wisest master of poker.. located high up in the highest mt. in the land....

     
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But he had died not 1 hour before from an infection. A passing monkey had mistook him for a banana and bitten him. All was not lost though as monica remembered a book she kept in the....

     
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Locker in her gym, it contained an ancient incantation on how to revive one: Green Robin Redhood. Making her way as hastely as she could to the gym she sprained her ankle when suddenly a man appeared...

     
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it wasnt so much as a man that appeared but a ghost! it was the ghost of the old grey man Sleepy ... Corning Cripple! he had only 1 short and sweet message to pass onto the sprained ankle Monica...

     
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"Do i look like a banana..? I mean relly ". To which Monica replied...

     
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Monica barely hesistated and ran towards the ghost of cripple trying to take another bite out of Corning due to his delicious long yellow banana like demeanor .. at which point Green Robin Redhood reminded her about..

     
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his hidden treasure, passed on from generations and now sowhere in the West, guarded by an Irish fighting drunk, who swore loyalty to Green Robin Redhood´s family. The legend of the two families was told by his father, it all started when...

     
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His grandfather and grandmother were having a quiet night when there was a knock on the door. It was their friend "Mad Mick", the irishman. As they sat down together mad Mick pulled out a deck of cards and chips. "Ah poker", said the grandfather.
Ok...Thanks very much". said Mick as he undid his belt. At which point grandmother jumped up and slapped poor grandfather and turning to mick she said, "and you can put that thing away..!!".
"I meant a game of poker , you stupid women.
Red faced grandma sat down and .......

     
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took a banana from the great scale of fruit and started peeling it slowly
I just love banana's she said. now what are we playing tonight?

     
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the best thing in our world is.... POKER javascript:void Indsaetsmiley(' Smile')

     
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They took the cards , first of all son checked if there are any cards missing.And there wasn't all of the duces.Grandfather stood up and said:...

     
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"WHAT THE DEUCE!, im not playing with out all the ducks!!!... they dont have teeth but they still hurt!!!" and threw the deck and the window, which due to the forceful throw the window cracked, and in came flyin 2 magical ducks, won with a Spade on his forehead and another with a Heart (the two deuces that were missing in the deck)..... the grandfather then

     
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Said,"women!!! Go to the town and get me those duck!!! and added "faster!!!"
He was so mad that the tea they were drinking started to boil!
Grandma has no other way just go and get those ducks so she....

     
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put on her kiss outfit and started to head towards town, she got half way there a realized she forgot..

     
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