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Mudda's poem time.  0   
Aces, Kings and Queens we love,
As if they were sent from above.
But twos and threes we much dislike,
Because they force us to play tight.

A street is long but we like it well,
a river flushs it's easy to tell.
But both of them combined to one,
Is best of all and we have won.

So play we here and bet we there,
To raise and call until despair.
The pokerplayer either hot or cold,
In the end, all we fold.


I hope you enjoyed it. Maybe another poem in some days. Big Smile

Edited by DaineMudda (07 June 2009 @ 23:01 GMT)


     
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Dont give up your day job whatever you do...

Big Smile

Nah just kidding.. a commendable effort..

But heres one I wrote thats much more realistic

A young poker player called chuck..
Just couldnt throw cards in the muck
He called all the way
Hit a boat seven trey
his opponent with aces yelled DAMN.....

     
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Worship Worship
well done mudda...good job ....
don't give up i will bwe waiting for next one Thumbs Up

     
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Poker Poker

Poker, Poker, Pokertime
Always here and always mine.

Aces and Jacks I like best,
much, much better than the rest.
When I got them I invest,
All my breath in my chest.

Poker, Poker Pokertime
Always hoping to be mine.


Big Smile

     
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very cool poems mudda..congrats

about fcumred 's poem, its really great, i really like the sonority.but i think it should end he just yell somethings that rhymes(i dont know if thats how its said in english when two words for example eight and great end with the same sonority) ..



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fcumred what do you think of yours with some modifications:

A young poker player called chuck
Just couldn't throw cards in the muck
"All-in" he said fouding himself with a duck and an eight
Making his opponent with aces yell: GREAT....

Edited by males (09 June 2009 @ 23:12 GMT)


     
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I guess the point of his peom is that the one with the aces loses. So why would that one yell "Great"? But maybe I'm all wrong.


     
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Posted by males:
very cool poems mudda..congrats

about fcumred 's poem, its really great, i really like the sonority.but i think it should end he just yell somethings that rhymes(i dont know if thats how its said in english when two words for example eight and great end with the same sonority) ..



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fcumred what do you think of yours with some modifications:

A young poker player called chuck
Just couldn't throw cards in the muck
"All-in" he said fouding himself with a duck and an eight
Making his opponent with aces yell: GREAT....


lmao. I'm afraid males something has been lost in translation. fcumred's last line is a joke. You need to read between the lines. The last line of the limerick has been altered slightly for comedy effect.

     
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yes i know that fcmured last line is a joke, the guy with the aces loses..but in "my" poem he wins and kind of makes fun of Chuck for playing with that hand

     
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Are you sure cos you seem to be concerned it doesn't rhyme. The joke isn't that the guy with aces loses. Limericks are meant to be funny and follow a particular pattern which yours doesn't.

here's my limerick. It could be funnier but I didn't have long to work on it.

There once was a player called phil
Who thought he had lots of skill
But when he was a beat
He cried in his seat
And went into brat overkill



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And here's my attempt at a more serious poem

The cards are not just a game
They are my bug
Winning is not just my fun
It is my drug
Failure’s not just an option
It is my end
Kings are not just my hand
They are my friend
Aces are not just cards
They are gifts from gods
Luck’s just not luck
But calculated odds
The chips are not just my money
They are my pride
The muck’s just not some cards
It’s my place to hide
All in are not just two words
They are my knife
The cards are not just a game
They are my life

Edited by awood88 (10 June 2009 @ 01:20 GMT)


     
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ah, i get it now..sorry guys, didnt really understood it Aww crap!

i guess that understanding the language is not suficient..

oh and awood88 your poem is pretty cool

     
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Np males, you opened space for an interesting discussion.

Nice one awood. But if you yourself identify very much with that poem. Maybe you should take a break from playing. Very good rhymes I think.

Here another very short one.

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I like Poker,
yes I do.
If you don't,
well go f**k you.
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That's it Big Smile

     
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cool good work mudda but there getting shorter ....

Poker for you
Poker for me
Poker for breakfast
poker for tea

The cards can fall for all to see
If you call him i'll raise thee
If you flop a set i recon you'll bet
If I get a read i'll play for greed
And all your chips come to me......



Ha Ha Ha thats funny for 2 min typing...

Good thread. keep it going...LoL Big Smile

     
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Sorry I cant write one
its relly not my thing
but my games a poem in motion
avading all the bad swings
dont check me or raise me
when im sat in late
see im sitting here just waitng
to crack aces with jack eight

Im sorry its lame, ill stick to my day job..
Great poems on here keep it up




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Hahaha very nice. "but my games a peom in motion" I really like that Big Smile

     
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Pokerlove

Poker, poker, love, love, love.

Poker is stealing blinds,
but blinded by love kisses you steal.
Poker until the showdown,
love is where your heart is revealed.

Poker you play with the odds,
love you play against.
Poker you calculate pots,
love it's all in anyway.

Poker makes you loose money,
sometimes just a big blind.
Love takes your heart,
sometimes even takes your mind.

Poker, poker, love, love, love.


This is the one I like most of which I wrote so far Big Smile

     
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WoW. This thread is really very interesting. Thanks guys for sharing such cool poems on poker and money. I like all the poems which were contributed here. Big Smile

     
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Oh this is a tale of my sorrow
A pitiful story of woe
I'll be laughing about it tomorrow
You will laugh as you read it I know

I was playing a cash game on Action
I was doing quite well as it goes
A table of canadian donkeys
I'm sure we've all had one of those Blink

I'd been playing for a couple of hours
I was up about forty six bucks
I was winning with skill and sheer power
Not to mention a fair slice of luck

When I looked at my hole cards I wondered
an ace and a 10, different suits
So many times with that, I've blundered
But they looked good and I thought YOU BEAUTS..

I raised from a middle position
The button he called in a flash
The pot looked a nice proposition
As two more then added their cash

The flop was like mana from heaven
A King, a queen and a jack
A player calling himself Lcukyseven
whammed his chips in, he didnt hold back

Every damn chip he unloaded
Then the next player threw his in too
YOU DONKEYS I almost exploded
I HAVE GOT YOU ( if only I knew )

WIthout waiting an instant I hit the all in
In went the whole of my stack
One he turned over a King and a queen
And the other, he had pocket jacks

The pot all three hundred dollars
was surely now coming my way
Avoid any Jack, a queen or a king
And I would retire for the day

The turn it came over a rag card
No flush draws so still I was fine
Just please avoid any picure card
And all of that pot would be miine

The wait for the river took ages
I was yellng, my language obscene
No KING NO QUEEN AND NO FRIGGING JACK
And guess what turned up.... YES A QUEEN..

For all of ten seconds I had it
My hands on a three hundred buck pot
All that I'd built up the previous three hours
And one card just fucked up the lot

That is the game we call holdem
You can win, you can lose just as quick
But the poker gods, yeah well I've told em
You can f**K off and go suck my.................

Edited by fcumred (16 June 2009 @ 10:20 GMT)


     
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I have to admit that it was a nice one. Smile

Definitely unique. Big Smile Thumbs Up

     
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Don't like poems, but bump for the effort Blink

     
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Posted by fcumred:
Oh this is a tale of my sorrow
A pitiful story of woe
I'll be laughing about it tomorrow
You will laugh as you read it I know

I was playing a cash game on Action
I was doing quite well as it goes
A table of canadian donkeys
I'm sure we've all had one of those Blink

I'd been playing for a couple of hours
I was up about forty six bucks
I was winning with skill and sheer power
Not to mention a fair slice of luck

When I looked at my hole cards I wondered
an ace and a 10, different suits
So many times with that, I've blundered
But they looked good and I thought YOU BEAUTS..

I raised from a middle position
The button he called in a flash
The pot looked a nice proposition
As two more then added their cash

The flop was like mana from heaven
A King, a queen and a jack
A player calling himself Lcukyseven
whammed his chips in, he didnt hold back

Every damn chip he unloaded
Then the next player threw his in too
YOU DONKEYS I almost exploded
I HAVE GOT YOU ( if only I knew )

WIthout waiting an instant I hit the all in
In went the whole of my stack
One he turned over a King and a queen
And the other, he had pocket jacks

The pot all three hundred dollars
was surely now coming my way
Avoid any Jack, a queen or a king
And I would retire for the day

The turn it came over a rag card
No flush draws so still I was fine
Just please avoid any picure card
And all of that pot would be miine

The wait for the river took ages
I was yellng, my language obscene
No KING NO QUEEN AND NO FRIGGING JACK
And guess what turned up.... YES A QUEEN..

For all of ten seconds I had it
My hands on a three hundred buck pot
All that I'd built up the previous three hours
And one card just fucked up the lot

That is the game we call holdem
You can win, you can lose just as quick
But the poker gods, yeah well I've told em
You can f**K off and go suck my.................

THUMBS UP FOR THIS ONE +1

     
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