Now, please bear wi me cos this could be a long one. But i think this were cool - ish. Right i'm not gonna pretend im somet im not and times are pretty hard at minute. I like to think im above average but dont we all. As i said in previous blogs my live results have been much better than online. I used to play in the local ( £10 rebuy ) and my ROI ( had i wrote it down etc ) woulda been much better than my online stats. I mean i have on a few occasions run 20 - 30 $ (online) into a couple of hundred. I did it just last week on Titan. But i have too many beers, play cash at a level above myself - nuff sed. When i used to play live i could limit my drinkin, watch everyone, make better reads etc. I dont think its i havent got the ability online, its just u can sit and drink and nobody can see thru the screen to say what a **** ur makin of yourself. By now ur prob thinkin i need AA not BRM but back to the story.......
I signed up for the BRM freeroll. TITAN just a couple hours ago. 7.35 start time. My ( scottish ) friend wants to walk to morrisons lookin 4 late bargains. Yeah i know theres thousands of jokes but i cannae be arsed wi all them, ya ken. Anyways, i'm followin him about the store wantin to strangle him but he's gettin the beers so i have to keep cool. Watchin the clock and by the time we leave its gettin past 8.00pm. Its a good 10 min walk and i'm doin it like Usain on methamphet, this is my first BRM freeroll and i'm takin it down...... Yeah, so i get thru the door, dive to the computer ( naturally left on ) only to see my last 300 chips bein pushed in wi pocket 3's ( bblind). They hold up... C'mon, matt is back, i'm on 1150 or somet.......I can win this.........check the table...........some dude on 40k another on 30kish.............mmm maybe i'm bein a little unrealistic. CHECK STATS. 38 left (i think) the money is top 10. Mmmmm. Right 6-7mins to break, I TREBLE UP, am now lookin at 3,600 ish and we're on break.
Now the story continues, my friend says can i nip down the chippy 4 us and get him a spam fritter...please i know ur laughing but its just not that funny. Theres about 4 mins left in the break and i'm thinkin yeah i will piss it in,gettin to the chippy and back no probs, the button just past me anyways its cool if i miss a hand or two....
So, I get to sed chippy, see bird behind counter ( who always thinks spam fritter is 4 me ) gives me funny look and i can see its fookin disaster, theyre gonna have to put one in.....OMG. Now if ever i needed a spam fritter its now, and the bird behind the counter seems to be taking some sadistic delight in making me wait...... AAAArghhh. " its not for me love, take it out now, it'll do " i plead, but she aint havin it...i can feel my blinds goin inside me......i wanna drag this byatch over the counter or jump over and deep fry her, but alas, finallly it cometh, wrapped, with salt.
Now am sprinting, thru the door, launch said fritter at said twat and once more dive at the comp.... 1650........1650 the twat.........I check the stats.........13 left.......i'm in 12th. I'm still a chance.....i'm still a fkin chance........
Double thru with junk - right raise at right time - now bubble - seems to go on forever but that final table pops up and i'm lyin 6th wi 7k..... Not too shabby i'm thinkin.....
Seen a couple come and go - berated a few in chatbox - couldnt help myself - and its down to last 4.......ive got 20k, least in chips, i think i pushed wi K J or somet and that was me.....
Not bad from 30 odd 2 go eh......?
$9.50 thats good value for a freeroll/ respect BRM only 87 runners -$100 paid
Joined: Mar '08
Location: Australia
Age: 49 (M)
Posts: 1158
you crazy man.thjats the thing about poker,we all think thast we better than we are,so dont blame the booze for losing your money at a higher level,blame yourself,cauz you aint that good.no offense.i know cauz i aint eighter.hahahahaha,great story,but a spam fritter.man noone eats spam anymore that stuff is dangerouswhy she made you wait till it was cooked properly.
