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Joined: Oct '08
Location: Netherlands
Age: 65 (M)
Posts: 2193
Help me settle a drunken bet. I have staked 1 euro on my belief that while physicist Stephen Hawking is one of the world's great thinkers, as well as pretty much the most inspiring guy around, he is not capable of penetrating and ejaculating inside a woman. You know, with his penis. Since the bet was made, about a month ago, I've been presented with various facts and theories that suggest I may be wrong.
"In 2369 Lt. Commander Data of the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC 1701-D created his dream poker team with three hollographic, hyper intelligent minds from Earths history. This historic occasion proved most interesting indeed.
Data's three players included Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein and Sir Isaac Newton. The meeting of these minds helped Data to figure out human beings and their tendancies towards emotional outbursts.
Albert Einstein suspiously came undone when betting on his weak cards. Cranky Sir Isaac Newton was annoyed because he was losing and he was'nt fooled by Einstein's buffoonery. Grumpy Gramps told Einstein what the bet was. Meanwhile the cheerful 24th century Star of the Starship Enterprise-D, Stephen Hawking beat them all telling Albert that he was wrong again! So much for Einsteins analyical prowess, he could'nt beat Stephen!"
Joined: Jul '09
Location: Portugal
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 72
Well, theres an old portuguese saying that says "Com lingua e dedo não há puta que meta medo" witch means "with tong and fingers no ho can make me afraid" (something like that - sounds better and funnyer in portuguese )
Joined: Oct '08
Location: Netherlands
Age: 65 (M)
Posts: 2193
Posted by Phospate22: this post is disgusting, if you were in that siutation what would you do dummy? Oh my godnes people with no brain making posts in BRM - pathetic
Was he a good shag then Was it just oral...or did you just take him in the Arse.
Joined: Jul '09
Location: Portugal
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 72
Posted by Phospate22: and you 50 years old, are u a reta.d? 50 years old and talk like a child, and post sh.t, its time to grown up, you pathetic 50years old virgin
well, ur quite right about that but because we make fun of stephen that doesn t mean we don t respect him (at least I do). he s one of the brilliant minds everand no one can t say the oposite. I wish I had is brain, I certenly would make a lot more money playing poker
Joined: Oct '08
Location: Netherlands
Age: 65 (M)
Posts: 2193
Posted by Phospate22: and you 50 years old, are u a reta.d? 50 years old and talk like a child, and post sh.t, its time to grown up, you pathetic 50years old virgin
i love controversy:
But I bet you voted on the poll to get 10 mob points If it is so bad why wast your time posting on it?
Joined: Oct '08
Location: Netherlands
Age: 65 (M)
Posts: 2193
I don't know about that but I do rember a TV program ( chanal 4 if I rember right ) where thay took him to Amsterdam in the redlight area and he went in to one off the places that cater for disabled people.
The film crew was not allowed in but when he came out he had a big grin on his face
Joined: Mar '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 45 (M)
Posts: 6714
LOL, strok my wheel baby, yer thats the spot, hit enter, ohhh yer hit enter, yer thats it baby, ctrl alt delete, F8 F8 im done..give me 5 ins and ill re-boot.
Joined: Oct '08
Location: Netherlands
Age: 65 (M)
Posts: 2193
Posted by B1gfoot: LOL, strok my wheel baby, yer thats the spot, hit enter, ohhh yer hit enter, yer thats it baby, ctrl alt delete, F8 F8 im done..give me 5 ins and ill re-boot.
F8 F8 Just make shore your antivirus software is working (sorry I mean HARDWARE)