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if god played poker.  0   
if god played poker and with him being the almight one,could he force the online poker sites to let him use the sceen name GOD.they would have no choice right.no one would play him tho cauze he get royal flushes on every hand.god can do miracles ya know.Amen. Shock BJ Shock Blink

     
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Well if its the Hindu God Shiva, then I guess its a little unfair. Big Smile

     
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Only one player would dare to play against him.

Chuck Norris.

And his hand beats a royal flush. Cool

     
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Good one, shokaku Big Smile

     
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Chuck Norris is rigged.

     
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Posted by shokaku:
Only one player would dare to play against him.

Chuck Norris.

And his hand beats a royal flush. Cool

Ty for this comment Smile

     
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Sometimes it really feels like im playing against God jesus and satan at the same time ...

     
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Posted by Davoodoo:
Sometimes it really feels like im playing against God jesus and satan at the same time ...

Yeah, I know that bad feeling Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad

     
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If God played poker he would not be able to see your cards or the cards still to come....because that would be cheating.....and you know, and i know, that if God would lie or cheat or do other dishonest things he would burst out in flames and there would be little left of him......and he knows that as well....

     
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I'm here: Evil .....How many souls are we playing for Question

Edited by dunotra (22 August 2009 @ 01:09 GMT)

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Posted by Joe_Average:
If God played poker he would not be able to see your cards or the cards still to come....because that would be cheating.....and you know, and i know, that if God would lie or cheat or do other dishonest things he would burst out in flames and there would be little left of him......and he knows that as well....



Ah but if he told you he could see your cards then h e wouldnt be lying and if you let him see your cards then he cant be cheating either..


     
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god does play poker! with us.....
at least this is my feeling! Smile

have a nice day :]

     
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He is playing poker, I just never told U guys that is was me. Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
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Chuck Norris would probably beat Gods Royal Flush by giving a sneaky grin at showdown and flipping over an Ace followed by a green "Reverse" card from the Uno deck and thus perform the oldest trick in the book, the old hand 'switch-a-roo'

Also, when God's AA with flop AAQ get's beaten by a donkfish runner runner straight flush it would forever prove online poker is rigged and all those people with an IQ of less than 5 were right when they made their stupid posts about poker sites being rigged just to (presumably) annoy them.

     
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Posted by dunotra:
I'm here: Evil .....How many souls are we playing for Question


What do i get if i win ? A golden pack of cards ?

This is a must see video, great song Blink : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FRtkek-Et4&feature=fvst

     
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life is rigged not just poker so it all cancels out.sick of online poker is rigged too,so yast year.hahahahahaha,online poker is rigged and i love it.well worth siting at home gambling. Big Smile

     
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Posted by shokaku:
Only one player would dare to play against him.

Chuck Norris.

And his hand beats a royal flush. Cool


LOLOL n1 =)

     
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lmao,chuck beats everything Smile

     
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I think God would play PLO, rather than NLH. He is that kind of guy, you know. Besides, it says so in the Bible, somwhere in the back I think, that: "And the Lord came down from the skies, and showed everybody, his might quads. And the people of all lands all said: "Oh.... that sure is a bad beat!"

Everybody knows its easier to get quads in Omaha.

     
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I certanly would like to see God playing poker with chuck Norris and phill helmuth. On eof them would be able to shut him up for certain Tongue

     
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