Joined: Mar '08
Location: Australia
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if god played poker and with him being the almight one,could he force the online poker sites to let him use the sceen name GOD.they would have no choice right.no one would play him tho cauze he get royal flushes on every hand.god can do miracles ya know.Amen. BJ
Joined: Dec '08
Location: Netherlands
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If God played poker he would not be able to see your cards or the cards still to come....because that would be cheating.....and you know, and i know, that if God would lie or cheat or do other dishonest things he would burst out in flames and there would be little left of him......and he knows that as well....
Posted by Joe_Average: If God played poker he would not be able to see your cards or the cards still to come....because that would be cheating.....and you know, and i know, that if God would lie or cheat or do other dishonest things he would burst out in flames and there would be little left of him......and he knows that as well....
Ah but if he told you he could see your cards then h e wouldnt be lying and if you let him see your cards then he cant be cheating either..
Joined: Apr '09
Location: Australia
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Chuck Norris would probably beat Gods Royal Flush by giving a sneaky grin at showdown and flipping over an Ace followed by a green "Reverse" card from the Uno deck and thus perform the oldest trick in the book, the old hand 'switch-a-roo'
Also, when God's AA with flop AAQ get's beaten by a donkfish runner runner straight flush it would forever prove online poker is rigged and all those people with an IQ of less than 5 were right when they made their stupid posts about poker sites being rigged just to (presumably) annoy them.
Joined: Mar '08
Location: Australia
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life is rigged not just poker so it all cancels out.sick of online poker is rigged too,so yast year.hahahahahaha,online poker is rigged and i love it.well worth siting at home gambling.
Joined: May '08
Location: Sweden
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I think God would play PLO, rather than NLH. He is that kind of guy, you know. Besides, it says so in the Bible, somwhere in the back I think, that: "And the Lord came down from the skies, and showed everybody, his might quads. And the people of all lands all said: "Oh.... that sure is a bad beat!"
BJ 
.....How many souls are we playing for 
