I read the thread about the 25k freeroll at lucas poker a few minutes ago, and by clicking tru the website, I found this fuckin, amazing and epic pokerschool!! Well, I decided to share my favorite quotes with you guys, just because I think they are sooo awesome.... haha (i dunno why i even read them, seems like im still wasted a little, but im actually happy i did it, though.. )
Lets go! 1. The "Start" Page (...or however it should be called, cant figure it out yet.. ) I STARTED READING, BUT FOR SOME WEIRD REASON, I DIDNT UNDERSTAND A S**T, CAN U MAYBE HELP ME GUYS? AM I REALLY THAT DRUNK? HAHA .. it goes like this-->
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ehm, yoyo gangster style, but WTF IS THIS? ipsum, pipsum.. "ok"
Well, after being confused for a while, I moved on to...
FIRST CHAPTER "An Example Fold, check, bet or raise": If, for example, a player before you bet $1, you can call by betting $1 or raise by betting more than $1. NO S**T?!" But what about fold, need helpz pls...
SECOND CHAPTER Thats what happens if you have a plan and stick to it, im quoting lucas poker -->> "The more you know, the more confident you’ll be. Before long you’ll be able to read other players’ moves like a pro. In fact, you'll probably know what they're going to do before they do! Read through our tips below and enjoy s Poker!"
"DO: Ask questions. Poker players are generally helpful, polite and friendly individuals. Know your odds. Understand the maths and you win! Go with your gut feeling. If you suspect you're beat, you probably are! Think before you act. You have some thinking time, so use it. Understand and learn the three basics as detailed below – starting hand value, position play and folding."
AMEN. And now the "Donts" pls!
"DON’T: Play poker when upset, worn out or just plain mad! Poker requires a sharp mind. Try to bluff everyone on the first hand. You'll probably find that it's you who ends up being bluffed. Play every hand. Learn to fold faster than an origami champ during speed trials!"
ORIGAMI...what????? NO, i dont want origami on my pizza, thanks! But then I noticed that they are not talking about putting oregano on my pizza, because theres no pizza at all for me...
OK, lets keep it going, I'm starting to love all these wise comments... need more, more, more..
Third Chapter talking about value of hands, nothing special... :/
Fourth Chapter "Going All In" Now, you may ask, suppose I hold a really, really strong hand. If someone bets more than I have on the table, and I am not allowed to bet my farm, or throw in my car keys, what can I do? Will I be forced to fold my hand and give up the pot even though I’m probably holding the winning hand? Of course not. You can always call a bet. Even if an opponent bets more than you have left, you can call that bet by pushing in the remainder of your chips. Thereby you get to show down your monster hand and may win a nice pot. This is called going all in.
F**k, I was about to put a few cows and sheeps into the pot...
I dunno know how you feel about it, guys, but I've seen a lot of pokerschool stuff, but nothing compares to this awesome school of lucas poker... Please consider that I'm very tired and wasted, so it might not be too funny, but I lol'ed and hope you had a funny read, if notf sorry for wasting your time...
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OK, I'm still wasted since yesterday. Started out with a nice dinner with the mississ, and had maybe a brewski, or such, and ended up staggering to bed with the sun rising and maybe 5 $ +, after playing like 5 hours. Not really good on what usually is the years best pokernight, BUT, I will read all of the post later. What I wanted to say at the moment is that the brick of text in the beginnig, feels like latin. You know, the now dead language that the romans used to speak. I'm of course not even close to sure, but there are a lot of words that seems so.
You have stumbeled on the romans ancient pokersite!! Forgotten for 1600 years!!!
