Joined: Aug '08
Location: Canada
Age: 60 (F)
Posts: 2558
A Blonde's Year in Review
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!........bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... Box said ' 2-4 years!'
April Trapped on escalator for hours .... Power went out!!!
May Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August Got locked out of my car in rain storm...... Car swamped because soft-top was open.
September The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October Hate M & M's..... They are so hard to peel.
November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ..... Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR& nbsp;
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'
lol ... very funny. Some of them difficult to understand to me because of the language. I suppose you're not blonde In fact, If I am not wrong, I remember to see you in a video and you were redhead, like your avatar. Go on with the jokes!
Joined: Feb '10
Location: Portugal
Age: 45 (M)
Posts: 998
The blond calender is awesome hahahahaa, love it.
Dlkiv you mkake me think me really serious about marry with a blond girl, at least my life wont be sad, iam sure ill have a good laugh almost everydays cause of her .
Joined: Aug '08
Location: Canada
Age: 60 (F)
Posts: 2558
Posted by DaMessiah666: lol ... very funny. Some of them difficult to understand to me because of the language. I suppose you're not blonde In fact, If I am not wrong, I remember to see you in a video and you were redhead, like your avatar. Go on with the jokes!
Yes dear I am definatly a redhead And I love my avatar and dress up for Halloween as Jessica Rabbit every year
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Posted by kinogomes: The blond calender is awesome hahahahaa, love it.
Dlkiv you mkake me think me really serious about marry with a blond girl, at least my life wont be sad, iam sure ill have a good laugh almost everydays cause of her .
Damn why i like so much tan girls????
I bet you would get a good laugh . Best of luck to you
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Posted by mahdrof: LOL yet again! Keep 'em coming and you'll get voted mob member of the year. B1gfoot who?
lol I was nominated but chose not to be in the mob memeber of the year as I have never been big on popularity contests but thanks anyways dear
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