dont play the casinos slots cause you will never win on them fixed to fook , yes am having a rant just lost a bit of cash, how the fook can they say its fair and random after i talked to there support, my arse...... what amazes me that this slot game the hulk took over $500 of me tonite and the highest win was only $6 there somethink wrong there, am more botherd about how i lost it it was so unreal i had at least 30 spins at 50c a spin without a win then i got a win it was only 27c what a joke, i told live support this and asked what is the percentage of payout of this game, normaly a bandit in a pub is about 80% but this hulk game was paying about 20% , they said they carnt tell me, and i say said so you know its pay out but wont tell me, how the fook is that fair am right piss off now and lost respect from that site now conning there players like that by not tell them any information i know there is a risk when you play these games you carnt always win and i always play what i can afford to lose, just pissed off cause on the way i lost that money it just took and took, next time il rather give to a charity at least i get some enjoyment out of that and i could of saved a life or somert,
hhmm, Doz I just lost some respect for you, you hand out good poker advice and now I hear you telling us about dumping all that cash on spinning reels, I really dont know what to say?well I could think of some but best not to I think you said them all
Edited by midnight1954 (13 February 2011 @ 21:25 GMT)
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lol, I took a 25E NDB Casinobonus that was valid for slots only in a few hours I'd ran it up to ~15,000E. No s**t. I couldn't cash any out mind you..(Although, tbh - I didn't even try to).
Slots in general are fucked though, I mean - the more you play the more you lose - the variance will always eventually balance out to the house winning, since that's how the odds stack.
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Posted by jessthehuman: lol, I took a 25E NDB Casinobonus that was valid for slots only in a few hours I'd ran it up to ~15,000E. No s**t. I couldn't cash any out mind you..(Although, tbh - I didn't even try to).
Slots in general are fucked though, I mean - the more you play the more you lose - the variance will always eventually balance out to the house winning, since that's how the odds stack.
15K euros?!?!?!? WHY THE HELL couldn't you cash out, and, most importantly, why didn't you try? I was thinking of getting a no-deposit casinobonus that I've seen on BRM and another NDB site, so please explain why you couldn't get your gwap before I bother making a similar attempt.
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Posted by KoldShadow:
Posted by jessthehuman: lol, I took a 25E NDB Casinobonus that was valid for slots only in a few hours I'd ran it up to ~15,000E. No s**t. I couldn't cash any out mind you..(Although, tbh - I didn't even try to).
Slots in general are fucked though, I mean - the more you play the more you lose - the variance will always eventually balance out to the house winning, since that's how the odds stack.
15K euros?!?!?!? WHY THE HELL couldn't you cash out, and, most importantly, why didn't you try? I was thinking of getting a no-deposit casinobonus that I've seen on BRM and another NDB site, so please explain why you couldn't get your gwap before I bother making a similar attempt.
The T&C for the NDB stated 100E limit for starters - so even if I did try - I'd get a maximum of 100E. Also - the T&C stated that if I played with ANY of the NDB BEFORE making a real money deposit I would forfeit all winnings from the NDB lol.
SO I didn't bother. I only took the casinobonus for something to do - I never intended to try cashing out any winnings.
EDIT: Interestingly - through their loyalty system (redeemable points) I was able to redeem a further ~50E ( once I got bored I lost the 15K euro by selecting 1K euro per spin - which interestingly, is similar to how I ran it up, I had about 200E per spin and hit a major thing (5 symbols that started the free games - paid heaps)).
I was thinking later - I should have made a small deposit, then redeemed my loyalty points and then tried to cash out.. Since my orig FREE bonus was only 25E and I played through with 15,000 E I had more than satisfied the 100X play-through requirement or whatever it was lol.
But tbh, with some very rare exceptions (that I'm hesitant to believe anyway) I've not read many good experience of peoples trying to get something for nothing through a casino NBD - Which is why I made the decision to not try cashing out (I made this decision before even signing up for the bonus). I took a whole bunch actually, just to kill some time - waiting for a poker deposit to clear - I ran 90% into the ground, I did however *hit* on another - for around 700E - I didn't try cashing out there either.
All the T&C are very weird - not just play through requirements, but heaps of other crazy s**t - weird clauses that cause you to forfeit everything. IMHO - not worth the headache. Use only for fun - don't get attached to your account balance.
Edited by jessthehuman (14 February 2011 @ 04:36 GMT)
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Slots are usually the games with the highest house edge, so they are a poor choice of game. But they attract a lot of players, 'cause if one gets lucky there are big wins possible.
A lot of complaints about low return of money on slots recently.
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Posted by KoldShadow:
Posted by jessthehuman: lol, I took a 25E NDB Casinobonus that was valid for slots only in a few hours I'd ran it up to ~15,000E. No s**t. I couldn't cash any out mind you..(Although, tbh - I didn't even try to).
Slots in general are fucked though, I mean - the more you play the more you lose - the variance will always eventually balance out to the house winning, since that's how the odds stack.
15K euros?!?!?!? WHY THE HELL couldn't you cash out,
So you think its odd that they just didnt hand him 15 000 € just like that without any problems ?
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i never playing online casino becouse its just waste time and stoled money u never win against them becouse they just let u win some 2-3 times and after that only cracking your money never played and never will play good luck all and be happy
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Posted by Davoodoo:
Posted by KoldShadow:
Posted by jessthehuman: lol, I took a 25E NDB Casinobonus that was valid for slots only in a few hours I'd ran it up to ~15,000E. No s**t. I couldn't cash any out mind you..(Although, tbh - I didn't even try to).
Slots in general are fucked though, I mean - the more you play the more you lose - the variance will always eventually balance out to the house winning, since that's how the odds stack.
15K euros?!?!?!? WHY THE HELL couldn't you cash out,
So you think its odd that they just didnt hand him 15 000 � just like that without any problems ?
No, I never said I thought it was odd that [what you said] . . . I just wanted some more insight on casino NDB's because I was thinking of trying them, only if I could withdraw after fulfilling the playthrough/rollover requirement. Seriously, I am skeptical of free online casino money, but I never said I thought it was odd that he didn't bother trying to withdraw. In other words, I knew there was a catch, I just wanted to know what specifically so I could save myself the trouble of going through the same motions in futility.
Posted by midnight1954: hhmm, Doz I just lost some respect for you, you hand out good poker advice and now I hear you telling us about dumping all that cash on spinning reels, I really dont know what to say?well I could think of some but best not to I think you said them all
you have lost respect for me so you did have some for me in the first place poker and slots are two completly different things, yes i give out good poker advise, you carnt compare them two, i think you have misunderstood my post....... i just a few quid spare to play on the slots played to my pocket lost in a werid way, and thought i tell people of my experience of the hulk game, if you go through my old threads you we see a reveiw on other slot games which i have won on, which i say to play on, won a few hundred pounds just from 25 pence,
cash drop and fantastic four are prob the best slots to play high win percentage
just tell mobstesr here to avoid that game, they can learn from my mistakes,
fair enough , and I never said how much respect you had just that you had lost some, so depends how you look at it was the glass half empty or half full
Posted by midnight1954: fair enough , and I never said how much respect you had just that you had lost some, so depends how you look at it was the glass half empty or half full
cheers midnight but how much have i got left now then ???? we still on this friday night
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Well,, I used to play roulette and I was betting a lot (offline) before I discover poker. Now Im even not thinking of betting or something else... Poker is only gamble game where you can be profitable in long term so why to play anything else??? This can be good for you because you will maybe learn lesson...better 500$ and lesson in one day then every day 5$ without lesson
Posted by midnight1954: hmm, you cant afford any friday nights dear , you gave it all away remember?
hahahaha no if you remember i play to my pocket, that was only lest than 2% of bankroll which i use, i still use bankroll management when playing the slots too
Doz has had so many lessons the book is empty , ever tried to fill a water bucket with a hole in it
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Posted by dozn01:
Posted by midnight1954: hmm, you cant afford any friday nights dear , you gave it all away remember?
hahahaha no if you remember i play to my pocket, that was only lest than 2% of bankroll which i use, i still use bankroll management when playing the slots too
your not getting out of it that easy
hmm, well let me ask my fiancee am sure he will be over the moon with the idea , he might even come to if I can find his collar and lead
Posted by jovicakralj: Well,, I used to play roulette and I was betting a lot (offline) before I discover poker. Now Im even not thinking of betting or something else... Poker is only gamble game where you can be profitable in long term so why to play anything else??? This can be good for you because you will maybe learn lesson...better 500$ and lesson in one day then every day 5$ without lesson
nice comment jov i agree with you on that
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Posted by midnight1954: Doz has had so many lessons the book is empty , ever tried to fill a water bucket with a hole in it
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Posted by dozn01:
Posted by midnight1954: hmm, you cant afford any friday nights dear , you gave it all away remember?
hahahaha no if you remember i play to my pocket, that was only lest than 2% of bankroll which i use, i still use bankroll management when playing the slots too
your not getting out of it that easy
hmm, well let me ask my fiancee am sure he will be over the moon with the idea , he might even come to if I can find his collar and lead
yes if you run fast to your destination with a hole in your bucket you will make it
Posted by midnight1954: I never run, a casual saunter is fine, sometimes I may break into a walk, any more speed needed and I find that Toyotas do fine
hmmmmmm but make sure you dont get a speeding ticket then
