Joined: Feb '08
Location: United Kingdom
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a man walks down the road with a crocodile on a lead when a police man says to him oi dont you tihnk you should take that thing to a zoo mate so the man ok officer i will the next day the same police man see the same man walking the same crocodile so he shouts the man and says i thought i told you to take that thing to a zoo so the man says ye i did that yesterday so im taking him bowling to day instead
Joined: Feb '08
Location: United States
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Attending a convention, 3 psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears,” one says, “but we have no one to go to with our problems. Since we’re all professionals, why don’t we hear each other out right-now?”
They agree that this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, “I’m a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I over bill patients as often as I can.”
The second admits, “I have a drug problem that’s out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me.” The third psychiatrist says, “I know it’s wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can’t keep a secret.”
Joined: Feb '08
Location: Australia
Age: 39 (M)
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a penguin is driving in the middle of a dessert and all of a sudden his car braks down. so he calls a mechanic, the mechanic says he wont be able to get there for a couple of hours, so being in a desert the penguin gets hot and decides to walk to the petrol station. at the petrol station he has some water and gets a bucket of icecream for the walk back to the car. during the walk back the icecream melts and because the penguin has flippers he has to flip icecream up into his mouth getting it all over his face. when he gets back to the car the mechanic is there waiting . the mechanic looks at the penguin and says "it looks like u have blown a seal" the penguin replies "no no no its icecream"
------------ Q. What do blondes keep behind their ears to attract men? A. Their feet
Q. Why don't blondes breast feed? A. Because it hurts to much when they boil their nipples
Q. Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet? A. Because he was looking for pooh.
