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2-Apr-11, 11:37 #1
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Posted 2-Apr-11, 11:37 #1
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dlkiv 
Joined: Aug '08
Location: Canada
Age: 60 (F)
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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"
Donald frowned and said, "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"
"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"
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2-Apr-11, 11:40 #2
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Posted 2-Apr-11, 11:40 #2
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BMWman
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Canada
Age: 59 (M)
Posts: 753
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 . Poor Doanld. Scared of gettin his bill wet, lmaooooooooo
Oh yeah BTW, it's 2011 not 2001....
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2-Apr-11, 12:49 #3
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Posted 2-Apr-11, 12:49 #3
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dozn01
Joined: Sep '09
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 47 (M)
Posts: 5001
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had to double check thought i went back in time then,
wish it was 2001 do it again
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2-Apr-11, 12:55 #4
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Posted 2-Apr-11, 12:55 #4
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sapaducy
Joined: Jun '10
Location: Romania
Age: 36 (M)
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nice tugfhtftu
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2-Apr-11, 22:53 #5
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Posted 2-Apr-11, 22:53 #5
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JazzyJeff
Joined: Feb '08
Location: Netherlands
Age: 54 (M)
Posts: 818
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2-Apr-11, 22:57 #6
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Posted 2-Apr-11, 22:57 #6
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Hajinnho
Joined: Jan '10
Location: Germany
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 1379
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the biggest joke is that you will travel in time and send me that joke in 2001. My "past-I" will like it pretty much though.
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