Joined: Apr '11
Location: Romania
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 6669
Here is another very good joke i've read yesterday, it's actually one of the best i heard lately. By the way, keep posting jokes guys, it seems we get better and better jokes. As i said you could also post all types of jokes, not only lawyer jokes. Here is the one i've read today : "An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
Joined: Apr '11
Location: Romania
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 6669
Okay, time for another one, i think i'll need to change the title of the thread to a "joker for today" or so. This joke i will post now is also sent to my mailbox from a jokes site that usually send newsletters.
Here it goes:
"Three friends die in a car accident, and upon their arrival to heaven, they are all asked, "When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first man says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second man says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last man replies, "I would like to hear them say, 'LOOK! HE'S MOVING!'"
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