Joined: Jun '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 69 (M)
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A man walks along the beach in south africa and picks up a magic latern rubs it and out pops the Genie
You get one wish says the Genie so go away and think about what you want.
2 days later the man says I dont like flying and I dont like the sea or sailing so can you build me a road from south africa to England so I can visit my Brother.
Now look says the Genie there are some things that even Genies cant do some things are just impossible so go away and think about another wish as you cant have that one
So 2 days later the man asks if he can just understand the mind of a woman
The Genie laughs and says listen mate how many lanes would you like on the moterway I am about to build you would you like a service station and a sleep over.
A South African is enjoying a hearty breakfast - coffee, croissants, toast, butter & jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation: American: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?" South African: "Of course." American (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into croissants and sell them to South Africa." American: "D'ya eat jam with the bread?" South African: "Of course." American (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to South Africa." South African: "Do you have sex in America?" American: "Of course we do." South African: "And what do you do with the condoms?" American: "Throw them away of course." South African: "We don't. We put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America."
