Joined: Mar '09
Location: Greece
Age: 49 (F)
Posts: 14197
Once a little boy wanted to know what a date is. He went to his mother and asked : Mom whats a date? Date? at your age? are you serious? you are grounded, go to your room. As he was walking to his room he sees his father reading the newspaper in the living room, so he thought he had another try. Dad i asked mom whats a date and she said im too young for it and she punished me. Well my son she is right go to your room. Walking to his room overheard his brother talking in the phone with his girlfriend : Do you want to go out on a date? his girlfriend replied yes and he said, ok ill pick you up with the car at 8 o'clock. For the boy this was a chance to find out what a date is so few mins before his brother drove away went and hid in the trunk of the car. The old brother picked his girlfriend and drove to a remote park. There he parked the car and asked his girfriend if she wanted to have sex, which she replied no. He gets angry opens her door and saying : then go out and walk back home. After that the big brother drove back home. Next day the little boy having in mind what happened last night called his girlfriend and asked her to go out on a date. She said yes, so the boy said : ok ill pick you up at 8 o'clock with my skateboard. Of he went at her house put her on the skateboard and went to the same park. There he stopped looks at his girlfriend and asks : do you wanna have sex? And his girlfriend answered yes ! Surprised the litlle boy looks at her and saying : OK you take the skateboard and ill walk back home !!!
