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WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
Blonde Guy
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor.
You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!
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Golden oldies..
A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.'
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(One for each story.)
The first one was good, but I have actually seen it eralier in a TV-show about urban legends, som I'm not totally convinced that it is a true story, even if it has been in the news. (If I understood the post correctly.)
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Posted by Pjot: The first one was good, but I have actually seen it eralier in a TV-show about urban legends, som I'm not totally convinced that it is a true story, even if it has been in the news. (If I understood the post correctly.)
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Posted by Pjot:
(One for each story.)
The first one was good, but I have actually seen it eralier in a TV-show about urban legends, som I'm not totally convinced that it is a true story, even if it has been in the news. (If I understood the post correctly.)
It was sent to me this morning in a group of funnies from friends but now that you and Tony mention it does seem sorta familiar
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Posted by Administrator:
Posted by Pjot: The first one was good, but I have actually seen it eralier in a TV-show about urban legends, som I'm not totally convinced that it is a true story, even if it has been in the news. (If I understood the post correctly.)
It sounded familiar to me too. Maybe Mythbusters?
No, not Mythbusters (although it might have been featured there too). It's was a show I can't remember the name of, that they used to show sundays on TV6 here in Sweden. An american show, probably with the words "urban myth" in the name. It was a few years ago.
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Posted by Pjot:
Posted by Administrator:
Posted by Pjot: The first one was good, but I have actually seen it eralier in a TV-show about urban legends, som I'm not totally convinced that it is a true story, even if it has been in the news. (If I understood the post correctly.)
It sounded familiar to me too. Maybe Mythbusters?
No, not Mythbusters (although it might have been featured there too). It's was a show I can't remember the name of, that they used to show sundays on TV6 here in Sweden. An american show, probably with the words "urban myth" in the name. It was a few years ago.
Any swede recoginze it?
Urban Legends,( debunked)
lol I am not Swedish ,( Irish) but answered anyways
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I'm impressed!
BTW, I've been to Ireland, and that was impressing too. Never seen so much alcohol being consumed. Wendesday night in Temple Bar was pretty much like New Years Eve in Sweden, Saturday night was, ehm... like the end of the millenium.
