Joined: Mar '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 46 (M)
Posts: 6714
Twas the night before Christmas, Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works. I've busted my ass for damn near a year instead of "Thanks Santa", what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night ... The elves want more money, the reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids, Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better, the assholes from the IRS sent me a letter. They say I owe taxes- if that ain't damn funny, Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus money? And the kids these days, they are all the pits. They want the impossible, those mean little shits. I spent the whole year making wagons and sleds, assembling dolls... their arms, legs and heads. I made a ton of yo-yo's no request for them, they want computers and robots, they think I'm IBM. If you think that's bad, just picture this, try holding these brats with their pants full of piss. They pull on my nose, they grab at my beard and if I don't smile the parents think that I'm weird. Flying through the air dodging the trees, falling down chimneys and skinning my knees. I'm quitting this job, there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my ass and collect unemployment. There's no Christmas this year and you know the reason. I found me a blonde and I'm going South for the season.
"On the Table"
He laid her on the table. So white clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat. He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast. And then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide...he looked inside. All was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms... And then he stuffed the turkey.
Joined: Mar '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 46 (M)
Posts: 6714
Hopefully intentcity4.
Doomdy, life just went crazy lol, needed a 28 hr day so had to cut out computer to get all in order, juggling too much. Hopefully I can still remember how to play poker
Joined: May '08
Location: Netherlands
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Posted by B1gfoot: Hopefully intentcity4.
Doomdy, life just went crazy lol, needed a 28 hr day so had to cut out computer to get all in order, juggling too much. Hopefully I can still remember how to play poker
Offcourse you know how to play poker, its just as driving once you learned you never forget
