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What is with the "players" lately  0   
coming on here begging for money to getted staked? Confused I mean HELLO this is a site where they offer you NDB, and yet they blow through their NDB then have the balls to beg for Dollar Dollar Dollar

what the hell is the matter with you people?

I think that BRM should suspend accounts on here where this is happening. JMO

Edited by dlkiv (06 May 2009 @ 13:30 GMT)


     
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I disagree completely.....

I have just finished a $10 buy in NLHE game. 4000 players. 800 get paid and I finish in 801st place.

I was second highest chip count and I picked up pocket aces on the BB. I called an all in raise from the chip leader who turns over 9 3 off suit. I hit an ace on the flop. He manages to hit a flush on the river.. I have just been deprived of a small fortune..

So as you can see. I am not in the best frame of mind. I need something to cheer up my suicidal self. I am only 39 and too young to go hurling myself under the 9.30 express from London to Manchester...

Therefore the only amusement that could possibly be derived from the game of poker, which could stop me depriving my wife of a loving husband and my son of a doting father, is to come on here, read the wonderfully amusing reasons why complete losers think they can somehow peform a miracle similar to Jesus turning water into wine... ie they suddenly turn into winning poker players...

Please dont deprive me of the little pleasure I have left in the game of poker.... Its the only thing that stops my wife gaining complete control of my bankroll and sodding off with the milkman the moment my body has been laid down in gods green earth as worm fodder.

     
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Posted by fcumred:
I disagree completely.....

I have just finished a $10 buy in NLHE game. 4000 players. 800 get paid and I finish in 801st place.

I was second highest chip count and I picked up pocket aces on the BB. I called an all in raise from the chip leader who turns over 9 3 off suit. I hit an ace on the flop. He manages to hit a flush on the river.. I have just been deprived of a small fortune..

So as you can see. I am not in the best frame of mind. I need something to cheer up my suicidal self. I am only 39 and too young to go hurling myself under the 9.30 express from London to Manchester...

Therefore the only amusement that could possibly be derived from the game of poker, which could stop me depriving my wife of a loving husband and my son of a doting father, is to come on here, read the wonderfully amusing reasons why complete losers think they can somehow peform a miracle similar to Jesus turning water into wine... ie they suddenly turn into winning poker players...

Please dont deprive me of the little pleasure I have left in the game of poker.... Its the only thing that stops my wife gaining complete control of my bankroll and sodding off with the milkman the moment my body has been laid down in gods green earth as worm fodder.



OMG fcumred I am sorry but that has got to be the saddest yet lmfao funniest post I have seen in a long time Tongue Sad as in the chip leader is a lucky suckout ,mothering %&%##@, and funny as in I hear ya.

So I am sorry and would never think of depriving you or your family,( the milkman yes Big Smile ), and I will not suggest this anynmore. That really sucked for you and best to you from me for all future play.

     
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