Posted by
fcumred:
I disagree completely.....
I have just finished a $10 buy in NLHE game. 4000 players. 800 get paid and I finish in 801st place.
I was second highest chip count and I picked up pocket aces on the BB. I called an all in raise from the chip leader who turns over 9 3 off suit. I hit an ace on the flop. He manages to hit a flush on the river.. I have just been deprived of a small fortune..
So as you can see. I am not in the best frame of mind. I need something to cheer up my suicidal self. I am only 39 and too young to go hurling myself under the 9.30 express from London to Manchester...
Therefore the only amusement that could possibly be derived from the game of
poker, which could stop me depriving my wife of a loving husband and my son of a doting father, is to come on here, read the wonderfully amusing reasons why complete losers think they can somehow peform a miracle similar to Jesus turning water into wine... ie they suddenly turn into winning
poker players...
Please dont deprive me of the little pleasure I have left in the game of
poker.... Its the only thing that stops my wife gaining complete control of my bankroll and sodding off with the milkman the moment my body has been laid down in gods green earth as worm fodder.