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A bloke wins the lottery and decides to buy himself a Harley Davidson, he goes down to his local bike shop and after purchasing a top of the range bike, the owner of the shop tells him to coat the bike in Vaseline every time it looks like raining. That night he goes and picks his girlfriend up on his new toy and heads over to her parents house for the first time. As they arrive there, she explains to him that whenever they have dinner, don't talk. "If you talk," she tells him, "you have to do the pots." The man is astounded as he walks into the house as it is a complete mess. Anyway, the family all sit down for dinner not saying a word. The man decides to take advantage of the situation by groping his girlfriend's tits, yet there is not a sound from anyone. So he decides to shag his bird on the table, and still there is not a word. He then proceeds to do his girlfriend's mum over the table, but still, amazingly, there's not a word from anyone. Just at that moment he notices the rain on the kitchen window and remembers his precious motorbike, so he reaches into his pocket and flops the Vaseline out. At which point his girlfriend's dad leaps up and shouts, "Okay! Okay! I'll do the fucking pots!"
------------ Hi all,
Im marcotg and thanks to bankrollmob ive got a little bit of starting capital to play at CDPOKER.com anyway......
I do not wish to offend anyone in any way, shape or form all i intend on doing is making a few of you guys/gals laugh. I also love jokes so please feel free to add one and make my day.
Cheeeeeeeers
P.S a big ellllo to all of you from down under.lol
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Heh when you guys will learn to use "serach" button ? there is already one or even 2 thread with jokes so its pretty useless to start new one.. just serach the old one and refresh it with some new joke ! GL
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Posted by w4444x: Heh when you guys will learn to use "serach" button ? there is already one or even 2 thread with jokes so its pretty useless to start new one.. just serach the old one and refresh it with some new joke ! GL
Nicely done! That just gave me an idea about how to maybe prevent double topic threads from being created, thus helping to organize the forum a bit better.
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Posted by thefodz: Nicely done! That just gave me an idea about how to maybe prevent double topic threads from being created, thus helping to organize the forum a bit better.
It'll be difficult to prevent it completely, as the topics needs to be the same then, and even if they are the same (the topics), how to know if the content is about the same too?
No, I have another plan, haven't made it or tested it yet, so don't know if it will even work as intended. But I was thinking of some kind of "auto-search" when people are writing the topic for a new thread, so they will get a live update of other similar threads, in the "create new thread"-page. Thus being able to spot if there's already a thread with the same content as the one being created right now.
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Admin, you read my mind, I posted something very similar in the Site Ideas thread. Take a look and have a laugh. Basically what you said in other words!
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Hahaha great humor MarcoTG
Is the double topic really a problem? Some of the threads get's very long and often off topic so I don't think it's a prob. @thefodz and x4444x you drop a comment in every thread even though you dont allways have anything to say about the topic so don't complain of double topic. Example what are you both doing in a Russian thread?
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Yeah the length of some threads are of course a problem, that's why we WILL make a paging system sometime, so it can be divided into pages. Just need to figure out the best way to do it and the best way to make it happen.
Since we already have a long jokes thread and this one is already offtopic, I'll allow it to continue offtopic, as long as m3turbo, thefodz and x4444x doesn't eachother, so behave, okay?
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I try to contribute in everything that I say, even if it is with a funny joke or comment. Sometimes a positive word goes a long way and helps somebody´s day.
I know how many people I helped, I help, and I will help, so please don´t come trying to disrespect my posts.
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I suppose another upcoming forum feature should be that I (or everybody) should be able to mark a post as offtopic, and after X amount of "offtopic markings", the post will be "toned down" and resized to maybe only one or two lines, so people should click the post to view the rest of it.... ?
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Guys, take it easy now, both of you, okay?
If this keeps up, thread will just get closed and some of the posts deleted also (might delete some of them anyway, the tone isn't so friendly...). Next thing is a temporary ban and I wouldn't want to do that to some of the experienced bankrollmob forum users
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I think it's so annoying when I make a topic to ask people about a specific example tracker software....and before anyone who tried the software get's to answer 7-8 people have allready made post's even though they haven't tried the software and the thread goes off topic before any uselfull answer come. Thefodz you take my words way to personal ! Let's set things right....I think you seem like an intelligent guy with a great spirit. You seem to know alot about poker and research alot on the subject which i love my self But please dont take my words so personal cause this is last time I kiss and make up
? there is already one or even 2 thread with jokes so its pretty useless to start new one.. just serach the old one and refresh it with some new joke 
i saw it soon after i had started this one, my bad.
eachother, so behave, okay? 
