27-Jan-11, 11:54 #21
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 11:54
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dlkiv
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Posted by kinogomes :
27-Jan-11, 11:54 #22
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 11:54
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DaMessiah666
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Posted by midnight1954 :
Posted by dlkiv :
27-Jan-11, 11:55 #23
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 11:55
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schmoyster
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Location: Russian Federation
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You know you are playing too much poker when...
27-Jan-11, 11:58 #24
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 11:58
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dlkiv
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Posted by
DaMessiah666 :
Posted by midnight1954 :
Posted by dlkiv :
More pathetic is pay your anger with your poor cats ... Poor cats, they are so beautiful ..! Be good with them
Posted by
schmoyster :
You know you are playing too much
poker when...
you realize that you have no money left to buy food in the nearby supermarket. So, you go to your neighbors and try to sell them shares for shopping.
27-Jan-11, 11:59 #25
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 11:59
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midnight1954
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I might of known Kinognomes),, put it away boy!! before you get a slap and a pair of boxing gloves to wear , that might cramp your style!
27-Jan-11, 12:01 #26
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 12:01
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kinogomes
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Posted by
midnight1954 :
I might of known,, put it away boy!! before you get a slap and a pair of boxing gloves to wear , that might cramp your style!
27-Jan-11, 12:03 #27
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 12:03
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midnight1954
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Posted by
DaMessiah666 :
Posted by midnight1954 :
Posted by dlkiv :
More pathetic is pay your anger with your poor cats ... Poor cats, they are so beautiful ..! Be good with them
27-Jan-11, 12:03 #28
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 12:03
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dlkiv
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Posted by
kinogomes :
Posted by
midnight1954 :
I might of known,, put it away boy!! before you get a slap and a pair of boxing gloves to wear , that might cramp your style!
I'd rather to get a slap with silk. Box is not my style there is no sex appeal in that.
27-Jan-11, 12:05 #29
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 12:05
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midnight1954
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thats easy, just take away there toys
27-Jan-11, 12:12 #30
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 12:12
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kinogomes
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Stop using the word SEX or we forget about what we are doing here
27-Jan-11, 14:32 #31
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 14:32
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Guiron
Joined: May '09
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Hehe great post: but still poker is like drugs, once addicted it ruins everything
27-Jan-11, 15:16 #32
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 15:16
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reddevil147
Joined: Mar '08
Location: United Kingdom
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snooker players wife bends over the poker table, does he take the easy pink or the tight brown
27-Jan-11, 15:17 #33
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 15:17
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mahdrof
Joined: Nov '09
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TIME OUT! TIME OUT! The thread hijacking police are here to alert you that hijacking a thread is a serious offence, and any further violations will lead to prosecution! Attention: A thread dealing with YOUR topic has been created, please feel free to run amok in THAT one and not THIS one. There will be no further warnings.
27-Jan-11, 15:42 #34
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 15:42
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Flippedchips
Joined: Dec '09
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You are playing to much when your chip leader in $70k GTD and fall asleep
27-Jan-11, 17:27 #35
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 17:27
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cedricdedric
Joined: Jan '11
Location: United Kingdom
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Posts: 93
Back to original question...when you are simultaneously playing 1 sng & 3 multi-table tourneys while reading a book on your kindle, helping wifey with her crossword, watching a soap on tv and transcribing burial records for your local Family History Society, babysitting your 10-yr-old granddaughter, having given up smoking 12 days earlier...all very well multitasking but something has to give .................the solution just came to me in a flash.....start smoking again!!!
27-Jan-11, 20:15 #36
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 20:15
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etna2007
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Posts: 481
Posted by midnight1954 :
27-Jan-11, 20:55 #37
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 20:55
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cedricdedric
Joined: Jan '11
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Bin there done that thrice...new glasses plz...
27-Jan-11, 20:57 #38
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 20:57
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dia_m
Joined: Mar '10
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Posts: 2
When you find it strange that your friends don't know who Phil Helmuth is.
27-Jan-11, 21:40 #39
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 21:40
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midnight1954
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whos phil Helmuth.?
27-Jan-11, 22:17 #40
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Posted 27-Jan-11, 22:17
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magatt966
Joined: Jan '09
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Posts: 3871
Posted by
etna2007 :
Posted by midnight1954 :
Or when you shove and realize your AA is really A4
happened last night 
