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  10-Feb-13, 13:45   #1
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snoggy 

Joined: Jun '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 61 (M)
Posts: 95
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright

Poker is like sex - everyone thinks they're the best, but most people don't have a clue what they're doing.
Dutch Boyd

If you're playing a poker game and look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you
Paul Newman.

When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience.
ME

Trust everyone, but always cut the cards.
Benny Binion

Vegas Wives
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation.

The first guy says "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms & hollers, "7 come 11" all night & I haven't had a wink of sleep!"

The second guy says "I know what you mean...my old lady played black jack the whole time we were there and she slaps the bed all night and hollers "hit me light or hit me hard", and I haven't had a wink of sleep either!"

The third guy says "You guys think you have it bad! My old lady played the slots the whole time we were there and I wake up each morning with a sore d**k and an a$$ full of quarters."

Cool

     
  10-Feb-13, 15:37   #2
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Greenmohave 

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Location: United States
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Very funny stuff! There used to be an individual that would post a few jokes or sayings once in a while and rarelyanyone has. It remonded me of those times so I enjoyed the read.

I was always told if you can may someone smile or laugh you're helping them relieve stress and tension.

     
  11-Feb-13, 12:45   #3
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bullettooth1 

Joined: Mar '11
Location: United Kingdom
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Posts: 1635
Posted by snoggy:
When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience.
ME

Cool

This one is my favourite Big Smile
nice couple of threads Thumbs Up thanks for sharing Cool

     
  11-Feb-13, 13:04   #4
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Peremoha 

Joined: Jan '13
Location: Ukraine
Age: 26 (M)
Posts: 115
ha ha...very funny Big Smile
never read those saying of famous poker players.also like the one that you made.
very accurate saying.have a nice mood now.thanks and good luck!

     
  11-Feb-13, 14:33   #5
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magatt966 

Joined: Jan '09
Location: Italy
Age: 46 (M)
Posts: 3713
nice post snoggy, enjoyed the read.

keep it up Worship Worship

     
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