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  26-Feb-13, 12:19   #1
Embarrassing Poker Nicknames!!! 0 
bullettooth1 

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I was reading someones post the other day (can't remember which one now) and they posted their poker nickname and commented on how crap it was or something like that. So it got me thinking about if anyone signed up to a site and instantly regretted their choice of nickname?

Mine is the one i signed up to Titan poker with. i couldn't get a variation of bullettooth and couldn't think of any other so i went with FOLDiHAVEit Confused
Consequently i never "had it" and went broke pretty quickly Big Smile

Good luck on and off the felts all Thumbs Up

     
  26-Feb-13, 12:42   #2
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RoninHarper 

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Posted by bullettooth1:
I was reading someones post the other day (can't remember which one now) and they posted their poker nickname and commented on how crap it was or something like that. So it got me thinking about if anyone signed up to a site and instantly regretted their choice of nickname?

Mine is the one i signed up to Titan poker with. i couldn't get a variation of bullettooth and couldn't think of any other so i went with FOLDiHAVEit Confused
Consequently i never "had it" and went broke pretty quickly Big Smile

Good luck on and off the felts all Thumbs Up


G'day Amigo

I played a guy with the ni name "imamastabaitr" I was laughing at him and razed him hard at the table for over an hour then he finally had enough and asked me what was wrong with his name.
He said he loved to set traps and bait players into them so I explained to him what a master baiter usually meant in English. He got very quite and left soon after from the table. everyone was giving him a hard time. It was funny as hell.

be cool

Ronin
Cool

     
  26-Feb-13, 12:48   #3
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bullettooth1 

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Haha that can't be true? lol
Where was he from?

     
  26-Feb-13, 12:55   #4
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RoninHarper 

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Posted by bullettooth1:
Haha that can't be true? lol
Where was he from?


I swear to you it is a true story. I am sorry I can not remember exactly where he was from but I know English was not his primary language Smile
It was funny.

Ronin Cool

     
  26-Feb-13, 12:56   #5
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bullettooth1 

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haha funny Big Smile

     
  26-Feb-13, 13:00   #6
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RoninHarper 

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you feel like going to a table and playing some poker together amigo?

     
  26-Feb-13, 13:03   #7
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mahdrof 

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I have seen a lot of strange ones, but the one that has always stuck in my mind is this guy at my table at Pokerstars a few years ago. I guess he was passing stones or something when he chose his nick: myPPhurtz

Tongue

Every time that the dealer had to prompt him to act it made me laugh because it would read something like this:

Dealer: myPPhurtz you have 10 seconds to make your decision

Big Smile Big Smile

     
  26-Feb-13, 13:05   #8
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RoninHarper 

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Well I can see how that could make one smile


     
  26-Feb-13, 13:05   #9
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bullettooth1 

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Posted by RoninHarper:
you feel like going to a table and playing some poker together amigo?

I'm at zoom atm but i guess i could sit at a normal ring game if that's what you mean? Thumbs Up

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lol mahdrof that's too funny Big Smile Thumbs Up

     
  26-Feb-13, 14:41   #10
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Fakiry 

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Now that you talk about that, I don’t remember of winning on the accounts I’m registered as GoodWill27, as it always seems that when I have good hands, something runs bad and I happen not to be paid for them. My idea was to provoke some kind of bad feeling on my opponents, and their good hands would be the ones that turned into bad hands when playing with me, but looks like it works on the other side. Can this be a curse? I’m not supersticious, but we are already two talking about the same experiences…

     
  26-Feb-13, 15:35   #11
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demodawggy 

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"...Dealer: myPPhurtz you have 10 seconds to make your decision..."

...ahahahahAHAAHHAHAHAHAAAahahahaaaaaaa.....

That reminded me of a skit on Saturday Night Live where the head of the U.S. Homeland Security (played by Robert D'Niro) was announcing various Arab terrorists to be on the lookout for after the 9/11 thing...

The terrorists' names were:

Hous Bin Farteen

and his cousin, I-Bin Farteen...

others on the list were:

Haid D'Salami

M'Balz Es-Hari

Graabir Boubi

I-Zheet M'Drurz

Shaif Hirboush

Awan Afuqya

Al-Suk Akweer

and some of my favorites.....:


Yul Strokeet Al-Wauch Apul M-Deek

THIS guy with 3 aliases: Yuliqa M'Diq, Uwana M'Diq,...and Usuqa M'Diq

...and my MOST favorite:

Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr

.....ahahahahhaAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAahahahahhaahahahahaaaaaaa.....






     
  26-Feb-13, 19:46   #12
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pochui 

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not that i actually met any of them, but here's some nicknames i found browsing other similar threads:
NH_4Me2PoopOn
lolblackpeople
OMGOMGicumonurface
cumdumpster
FourKingAcehole
B4IFURU18
womensrights_lol
AvgSizedPenis
fka9to5
Slaves4Sale
I_BUTTSEX_U
longbigdick
UPay4MyCONDOMS
lol_poorpeople
yourmomsuxmeup
mydogisgay (that's probably Samtoace)
UPay4MyWeed
DildoDaggins
Next2MeIsGay
AceofAnal
takeacrap
shavethatbush
PhilHermouth
FacialCreamer

and so on...

     
  26-Feb-13, 20:03   #13
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uhhcallmi 

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phil her mouth.. lol ,,hilarious

     
  26-Feb-13, 20:11   #14
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demodawggy 

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"...NH_4Me2PoopOn..."

...lol...

That one sounds like what Triumph The Insult Comic Dog would say at the poker table....

     
  26-Feb-13, 20:49   #15
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bullettooth1 

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Lmao pochui. Some quality ones there Thumbs Up
I'd hate to be say next to 'next2meisgay' lol

     
  8-Mar-13, 13:02   #16
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bullettooth1 

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lmao!
I'm just sat on the zoom tables over on pokerstars and i seen this Russian called 'pumponchik'

Haha. Big Smile

     
  8-Mar-13, 13:59   #17
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ayaraled 
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I think i played with dildobaggins in betfair before ....he was a very good player but his nick is quite weird .....

     
  8-Mar-13, 14:04   #18
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rafiko1 

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womensright_lol.
I assume this user doesn't celebrate international women's day today Big Smile

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I think it's better not to go for nicknames that describes poker play.
Go for something original.
I also had a nickname once "chasingdraws".
Psychologically it made me really chase draws too much and besided I got unlucky a lot.
Also don't go for ridiculous poker nicknames like those mentioned, because maybe u'll get famous with poker Smile

My nickname on table is usually drlrz.
It doesn't read very well but every letter is an initial for my family. Big Smile

Edited by rafiko1 (Friday, March 08, 2013 @ 14:11 GMT)


     
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