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  3-Mar-13, 12:20   #1
They call it middle age because that is where it shows first 0 
mahdrof 

Joined: Nov '09
Location: Canada
Age: 47 (M)
Posts: 2367
With my mid-life crisis firmly behind me (or is it, see the attached photo - this is what I hope will be my next car), I thought I would share this little bit of wisdom from Canadian comedian Red Green. I always thought his show was the most stupid thing in the world (and believe me, ALL females feel that way about him), but as I hit middle age it all started to become a lot funnier and be much more relevant. As I slowly move on into grumpy old age I thought I would share with you one of his bits that always makes me smile:

MAN SHE LOOKS GOOD

I was in a golf tournament recently and I couln't help noticing that the young lady in the refreshment cart was significantly under-dressed. I'm not complaining, I'm just saying I didn't know where to look. Well actually I did know where to look, I just didn't think I could get away with it.

I understand that people dress that way to attract the attention of the opposite sex, especially in their own age group. But this was a golf tournament made up of mostly old guys like myself so I figure her outfit was mainly a marketing ploy. And it was working. She was doing a brisk business and her tip jar was just one more thing about here that was full to overflowing.

There were no victims here, so I decided to feel good about it. I'm going to treat it as a medical check-up. If I can look at a beautiful young woman and have an emotional response, that means my body is still working. And if I can do that without in any way thinking she might find me attractive, that means my brain must be okay too.



Tongue Tongue Tongue

Edited by mahdrof (Sunday, March 03, 2013 @ 12:23 GMT)


     
  3-Mar-13, 22:07   #2
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Greenmohave 

Joined: Jan '11
Location: United States
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 3361
Nice read mahdrof! I know all about this getting to that grumpy old ripe age. As I see it no one can say it hurts to look at things. I guess when I don't care or like to look at an attractive woman any longer I may as well just start taking viara or something that I don't need at this point for arousment.

     
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