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  26-Mar-13, 05:43   #1
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5682
I like to keep well fed for playing poker in order to keep the energy levels up,...but you don't want to subsist on a diet of Cheetos and Coca-Cola.

I prefer East Indian food, but occassionally I get some take-out from my favorite local Chinese restaurant. It has a simple and basic take out menu.


Wu Zi Tum Mee Restaurant / Take Out
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sweet and Sour Ping Pong Balls
Wan King Balls
Cream of Sum Yung Guy Soup
Egg of Sum Yung Ho
Poo Poo Platter
Fly Lice
Sum Ting Wong (something wrong?)


Anybody have any ideas for some new items on the menu? Post them up and I'll give them to the proprietor
Smile

Edited by demodawggy (Tuesday, March 26, 2013 @ 05:44 GMT)


     
  26-Mar-13, 06:36   #2
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Mysik86 

Joined: Nov '11
Location: Poland
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 773
They offer so many balls Blink Maybe this restaurant has homo-workers? Blink

I prefer Polish cuisine Smile Mniam mniam mniam! Big Smile

     
  26-Mar-13, 09:22   #3
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thefly131 
Joined: Jun '10
Location: Belgium
Age: 43 (M)
Posts: 1349
Posted by demodawggy:
I like to keep well fed for playing poker in order to keep the energy levels up,...but you don't want to subsist on a diet of Cheetos and Coca-Cola.

I prefer East Indian food, but occassionally I get some take-out from my favorite local Chinese restaurant. It has a simple and basic take out menu.


Wu Zi Tum Mee Restaurant / Take Out
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sweet and Sour Ping Pong Balls
Wan King Balls
Cream of Sum Yung Guy Soup
Egg of Sum Yung Ho
Poo Poo Platter
Fly Lice
Sum Ting Wong (something wrong?)


Anybody have any ideas for some new items on the menu? Post them up and I'll give them to the proprietor
Smile



I prefer a good pizza, is also easy to eat when playing poker (on hand free to play)

I persionnally I prefer italian food over azian food.

Have a nice meal

Cool

     
  26-Mar-13, 13:44   #4
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5682
Posted by Mysik86:
They offer so many balls Blink Maybe this restaurant has homo-workers? Blink




I'm told that the Chinese government sells ALL the parts from executed Chinese dissidents.... Confused

     
  26-Mar-13, 13:56   #5
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Fakiry 

Joined: Apr '09
Location: Portugal
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 4764
Stop eating that junk food, go to MacAttack or Roll your tummy with a pizza and then sit in front of the PC to play. You will feel such a feeling of fullness that you will start playing more aggressive just to see if you can get up faster. Maybe that will give the push up you're needing to improve your game and increase your cashier! About chinese, i'm more of duck with orange, chinese crepe, and xau xau rice! But for a poker related menu, we always have the shark fin soup! Blink

     
  26-Mar-13, 14:37   #6
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5682
Posted by Mysik86:
They offer so many balls Blink Maybe this restaurant has homo-workers? Blink

I prefer Polish cuisine Smile Mniam mniam mniam! Big Smile


I meant to add,... I've mentioned it before somewhere that my Dad was Polish. He was born in Lvuv,...(which is now a part of Ukraine since the land was divided up after WWII).

He always cooked up goodies like cabbage rolls, perogies, platskies,...borscht,....lots og goodies,....

...and of course,....TONS of sour cream all over EVERYTHING!!!! lol.... Smile

I will say,...the Europeans sure know how to cook up good food!!!

Quite different than the standard North American diet of hamburgers,....lol...

...but I will agree with Fakiry,...nothing like a good Big Mac on occassion,....and if you like Pizza,....you don't even have to leave your computer for a minute,...they'll deliver it RIGHT TO your door.... No interuptions from poker.....lol...

***Note: Stay away from the Chicken McNuggets,... We're NOT sure just what's in THEM or if it's even chicken related matter....lol... I figure it's just ground up beaks, feet, eyeballs, and chicken sphincter....HA! Big Smile

     
  27-Mar-13, 00:25   #7
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arrow-knee- 

Joined: Jul '12
Location: Netherlands
Age: 23 (M)
Posts: 560
Posted by demodawggy:

Poo Poo Platter

Smile


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poo poo platter xD have a nice meal Big Smile Big Smile

     
  27-Mar-13, 00:46   #8
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MarcWinz 

Joined: Oct '09
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 50 (M)
Posts: 644
***Note: Stay away from the Chicken McNuggets,... We're NOT sure just what's in THEM or if it's even chicken related matter....lol... I figure it's just ground up beaks, feet, eyeballs, and chicken sphincter....HA! Big Smile [/QUOTE]

In the UK at the mo we are having a issue with horse meat in everything - not me personally - I think it is nice, Saw a programme once on Chicken nuggets and basically they were full of all the s**t bits.

GL with all that.................... Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
  27-Mar-13, 02:11   #9
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RoninHarper 

Joined: Nov '12
Location: Canada
Age: 48 (M)
Posts: 4440
G'day mate

Whenever I order Chinese take out I always order a combo platter in order to get a little of everting I like Smile What can I say I likes to eat hearty.
Chinese food always taste great.
All meat pizza's are always good too.

be cool and enjoy your food and games

Ronin Cool

     
  28-Mar-13, 12:24   #10
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PokerDonV73 
Joined: May '11
Location: Netherlands
Age: 43 (M)
Posts: 198
Posted by thefly131:
Posted by demodawggy:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sweet and Sour Ping Pong Balls
Wan King Balls
Egg of Sum Yung Ho
Poo Poo Platter
Fly Lice
Sum Ting Wong (something wrong?)


Anybody have any ideas for some new items on the menu? Post them up and I'll give them to the proprietor
Smile


Cool


LOL I would not want to eat anyone's balls, and I do not want to know who Sum Yung Ho is and I do not want her eggs!

And yeah something is definately wrong. I would go for a normal pizza or something like that. Or some fries yum.

OR get some Jamaican Jerk Chicken,now that is tasty!!!

     
  29-Mar-13, 03:41   #11
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5682
Posted by PokerDonV73:
Posted by thefly131:
Posted by demodawggy:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sweet and Sour Ping Pong Balls
Wan King Balls
Egg of Sum Yung Ho
Poo Poo Platter
Fly Lice
Sum Ting Wong (something wrong?)


Anybody have any ideas for some new items on the menu? Post them up and I'll give them to the proprietor
Smile


Cool


LOL I would not want to eat anyone's balls, and I do not want to know who Sum Yung Ho is and I do not want her eggs!

And yeah something is definately wrong. I would go for a normal pizza or something like that. Or some fries yum.

OR get some Jamaican Jerk Chicken,now that is tasty!!!




Big Smile I was WONDERING when someone would clue in and say something about this totally BOGUS Chinese menu...lol....

NOTHING,...with the exception of the Poo Poo Platter is real,...and IT is even spelled wrong:

A Pu Pu platter, Pu-Pu platter or pupu platter is a tray of American Chinese cuisine consisting of an assortment of small meat and seafood appetizers. A typical pupu platter, as found in American Chinese cuisine, might include an egg roll, spare ribs, chicken wings, chicken fingers, beef teriyaki, skewered beef, fried wontons, crab rangoon, fried shrimp, among other items, accompanied by a small hibachi grill.



...GOTCHA!!!

Good eye there PokerDon....


Incidently,....the Egg of Sum Yung Ho,...aka, Crotch Caviar,...is like a microscopic version of the very expensive and decadent Russian delight,....but I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole either....


Big Smile

     
  31-Mar-13, 17:17   #12
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Peter7878 

Joined: Dec '12
Location: Bulgaria
Age: 40 (M)
Posts: 1022
I prefer pizza too, but my favorite food is the Indian spicy food. Smile

     
  31-Mar-13, 17:54   #13
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Soundlis 

Joined: Nov '11
Location: Lithuania
Age: 23 (M)
Posts: 166
I heard thing,what on live poker you should drink a lot of water,because it helps to brain work and protect you from small Dehydration,or body weakness.
Also when it hot its good to be cool

     
  31-Mar-13, 22:07   #14
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Weenie 
Joined: Aug '12
Location: Slovakia
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 680
Well there is nothing better and more healthy than eat homemade food (when you have good and fresh ingredients ofcourse)

and stay away from fastfoods, doesnt matter which one. Believe me that you are eating there sh1ts which you cant even imagine Smile And its not only McNuggets...

     
  3-Apr-13, 06:12   #15
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rbdflyboy 

Joined: Apr '11
Location: Canada
Age: 60 (M)
Posts: 1222
Hunan and Tywanese...the hotter the better. Got hooked on them when working out of Nairobi.

     
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