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  13-Feb-14, 00:06   #1
One Liners for 2014 0 
av1966 
Joined: Mar '09
Location: Portugal
Age: 50 (M)
Posts: 1502
I'd like to post some one-line reminders by my computer. Things that an online poker player should remember, or may need to be reminded of from time to time.Like :
When in doubt, throw 'em out!

     
  13-Feb-14, 10:24   #2
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doubletop777 
Joined: Mar '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 47 (M)
Posts: 5552
I look forward to seeing some of the replies to this thread, because a lot of the one liners are very pertinent when it comes to playing poker. I dont really have any one liners only when i have a small pocket pair i stick to the 'no set no bet' rule

     
  13-Feb-14, 10:58   #3
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8643
ok here are mine:

one joint a day takes your problems away
when in doubt- testify!
when sh1t happens- sh1t happens

oh and here are some from the web:
going to church doesn't make you christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
it professionals never die- they just go offline.

and here's one "in between":
a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "why the long face?".
the horse incapable of understanding human language, promptly sh1ts on the floor and leaves

     
  13-Feb-14, 19:25   #4
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Macubaas 
Joined: Apr '11
Location: Romania
Age: 27 (M)
Posts: 6668
Op, i guess you should have make an poll thread after this thread and make a wallpaper with the best of them.

This way every time you play poker you can see them and make sure to apply them. So far pochui's one are the best Big Smile

     
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