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  24-Feb-14, 14:30   #1
Once Upon A Time 0 
crankmuppet 
Joined: Oct '13
Location: Canada
Age: 53 (F)
Posts: 61
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "No!!!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny, long-legged, full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end.



     
  24-Feb-14, 15:30   #2
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5682
Big Smile< ahhahahahahahahahahhahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHahhahahaaaaaa........ Thumbs Up

....and he could blow fart bubbles in the bathtub.... Confused That would be about as unpleasant as going out on the bubble in a big money game...!

Don't know about eating the 'spam' thing,...

...but HEY,....sounds like somebody is REALLY enjoying life... Cool Thumbs Up Worship

     
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