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  7-Mar-14, 18:28   #1
This is just joke :) 0 
bolhec5 
Joined: Jan '13
Location: Slovenia
Age: 42 (M)
Posts: 13
No it's not joke.

Hi everyone!

No I'm not angy justwant to share my experienve with you Cool

What is variance?
Variance is tool used by poker sites to justify what they steal from you.

When it happens. exactly at time you need it most

Why: I have no idea. With so profitable game to cheat Aww crap! I really don't get it Aww crap!

Why poker is dying: because of "variance"

Why have I been playing poker for last year and half: just to find out "what is variance" Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap!

How can you be so sure: year and half ago I didn't know what is better flush or straight and I was playing better than today when i know all about equity and hand strength and position and and and...

What bothers me most: player I have less than 5 hand in history.

Please explain: problem become obvious when I realized that with top of my range I'm regularly loosing against this players (if not better preflop then approving later drastically). So I started to mark them with special color. Guess what! I never see that color (players) on tables again.

Anything else: yes I'm very happy that I spent just €30 of my money and learn all of this with no deposit bonus.

Thank you bankrollmob for giving me free experience! Worship and plase dont give me mob points for this.

     
  7-Mar-14, 18:32   #2
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Phisix 

Joined: May '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 2216
Did you fold on the river?

     
  7-Mar-14, 18:44   #3
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bolhec5 
Joined: Jan '13
Location: Slovenia
Age: 42 (M)
Posts: 13
Folding river is not an option! How can you leave 12 cents of dead money when he bets just 4€ and you have jack high? No way!!!

     
  7-Mar-14, 18:51   #4
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crash58 
Joined: Oct '08
Location: Canada
Age: 58 (M)
Posts: 2423
After reading this several times I still can't figure what you are trying to say,except the poker sites are stealing , your money, but I can't figure how you came to this conclusion.and if you really want to see a player again then write their name down and do a player search.

     
  7-Mar-14, 19:23   #5
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Phisix 

Joined: May '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 2216
I knew it. You should have folded the river. God dammit Bolh.

     
  7-Mar-14, 19:33   #6
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Macubaas 
Joined: Apr '11
Location: Romania
Age: 27 (M)
Posts: 6668
I agree with some of the posts above but i can give you another explination for the players that played crappy hands and won hands where you had premium hands.

Many of them you did not see them again simply because their style of play is not profitable in time and they go busto sooner or later.

     
  7-Mar-14, 19:37   #7
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bolhec5 
Joined: Jan '13
Location: Slovenia
Age: 42 (M)
Posts: 13
Yes it is strange post and I wanted it to be like this Smile
I can't say they are stealing from me since i basically didn't deposit any money and this is also reason why I can't be mad but it. In year and half I got impression where it is going.

And don't say their software is approved by someone that it's not rigged (OK you can if you are well paid by ...). With so often updates no one can check all his code and prove it's bullet prove. If this would be possible then there wouldn't be bugs after every release.

     
  7-Mar-14, 20:26   #8
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Theapple 

Joined: Sep '13
Location: Bosnia and Herzegovina
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 1552
if it wasnt for variance, casual players wouldnt play poker at all. How would you make money then? Big Smile

its poker, everyone has to win sometimes, regardless of how bad u think someone played that hand and still sucked u out, if those people who make bad calls (like me ! Big Smile) couldnt win , like ever, they would simply stop playing poker. And you dont want that to happen, do you Big Smile

     
  8-Mar-14, 17:48   #9
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manuste6 
Joined: Mar '10
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 75
what i want to know is why are the upswings so short and the downswings so long fucckyou vareience

     
  8-Mar-14, 20:21   #10
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BeMyATMplz 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Germany
Age: 23 (M)
Posts: 1854
Posted by manuste6:
what i want to know is why are the upswings so short and the downswings so long fucckyou vareience


This usually happens to losing players..

     
  11-Mar-14, 18:18   #11
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bolhec5 
Joined: Jan '13
Location: Slovenia
Age: 42 (M)
Posts: 13
And you want to say to me that poker is not rigged??? WTF where do you live??? It's really no wonder it's dying. Aww crap! pissing in the wind Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap!

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when I'm close to get first chunk ($60 for 2500 points on winner poker) of NDB it starts b******t. In really small sample of 4400 hand (this month) after I reached 2k points, bad beat after bad beat after... loosing more than 11bb per hand with pocket AA, KK and QQ (overall loss is 0,21 bb per hand). This must hell of a deviation? Or was I just lucky not loosing for last year and half?

Edited by bolhec5 (Tuesday, March 11, 2014 @ 18:53 GMT)


     
  12-Mar-14, 20:57   #12
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Roxxmob 
Joined: Sep '08
Location: Germany
Age: 53 (M)
Posts: 55
The amount of times I've lost on pocket aces recently...
I tell ya the high cards areThe amount of times I've lost on pocket aces recently...
I tell ya the high cards are cursed.



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The amount of times I've lost on pocket aces recently...
I tell ya the high cards are cursed.


     
  12-Mar-14, 21:27   #13
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vsemoje 
Joined: Feb '13
Location: Slovenia
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 515
bolhec dont cry if u are fish.
stupid thread...

tell me why would pokersites cheat if they live from rake?

     
  13-Mar-14, 10:16   #14
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pelinimed 

Joined: Nov '11
Location: Croatia
Age: 38 (M)
Posts: 414
i play over 3 years,im still doing on myself,try find where im the best.First i play 27 triple draw,than badugi,try play cash games on higher levels,and yes!variance on draw games is high,no matter how good you are,than i try play mtt"s,but with not right bankroll managment,you cant doing anything in this,than i study omaha hi,hi-lo,stud,razz and playing cash games...still no profit,so i start study sit-go,thinking maybe im good on this,still no profit,always avoid hu-sng and thinking,why if im good in all this mixed games,not try on hu-sng,first start with 2-7 triple draw 50c buy-in,i play 54 hu-sng,winning 49 times and see dont have any upswings or down swings,we start with same chips and equal chances,if you have more experience and skills probably you win,no matter of variance,this week i play just 2 sit go 6 players of 10-game mixed and win twice,people just dont know play some games,they cant survive after razz,you can check my stats on top shark,ok i know i just play maybe 100hu- sng,its maybe early to say what happend later on higher levels, I want say-you just need find youreself and what game is for you profitable,maybe cash games are not for you

     
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