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  9-Sep-14, 18:16   #1
Can someone send me $2100 0 
Pattalan 

Joined: Mar '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 24 (M)
Posts: 60
I know this site gives money out for free, but this isn't enough.
I will make a blood pact, give you a Voodoo doll of myself and virtually pinky swear with you, for my guarantee.
$2100 would be enough, although the prize pool of the tourney is 500k so I'd accept that aswell.
thanks

Edited by Pattalan (Tuesday, September 09, 2014 @ 18:17 GMT)


     
  9-Sep-14, 18:43   #2
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LIKEIT27 
Joined: Jul '08
Location: Netherlands
Age: 36 (M)
Posts: 704
Confused Confused Big Smile Big Smile

     
  9-Sep-14, 18:47   #3
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Skpmorita 
Joined: Feb '14
Location: Tunisia
Age: 28 (M)
Posts: 2076
do you take checks ? i'll send you one

     
  9-Sep-14, 18:47   #4
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Phisix 

Joined: May '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 2216
I'll give you £1000 in monopoly money, some rope, a copy of FHM with sticky pages and a big bucket of sand instead. A much better deal.

     
  9-Sep-14, 18:51   #5
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Pattalan 

Joined: Mar '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 24 (M)
Posts: 60
phisix -how long is the rope?

     
  9-Sep-14, 19:23   #6
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mahdrof 

Joined: Nov '09
Location: Canada
Age: 47 (M)
Posts: 2367
Sounds like an interesting deal but first, to prove your sincerity, please send $100 to my PokerStars account.

     
  9-Sep-14, 20:49   #7
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crash58 
Joined: Oct '08
Location: Canada
Age: 58 (M)
Posts: 2423
Why do people make these useless threads, i guess it's just to earn the points for creating a thread, cause if someone actually made this for real, they would have to be an idiot and a moron. Worship Worship

     
  9-Sep-14, 20:54   #8
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Phisix 

Joined: May '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 2216
Posted by Pattalan:
phisix -how long is the rope?


The same length as a piece of string...

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Posted by crash58:
Why do people make these useless threads, i guess it's just to earn the points for creating a thread, cause if someone actually made this for real, they would have to be an idiot and a moron. Worship Worship


He is taking the piss out of all of these people who keep asking for money.

     
  10-Sep-14, 02:42   #9
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RoninHarper 

Joined: Nov '12
Location: Canada
Age: 48 (M)
Posts: 4440
G'day mate

I am going to choose to believe that you are just making a joke.
I do not think you will get any real takers mate.
Wish you luck though.
Good luck on the tables
be cool

Ronin Cool

     
  10-Sep-14, 04:12   #10
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qzmag 
Joined: Nov '11
Location: Romania
Age: 27 (M)
Posts: 704
Good morning,
I can give you $0.012, but i want interest rates of 1000% for every day past till you pay back. It's a good deal. Better than the bank. So? sign the contract?

Have a nice day / night and good luck.

     
  10-Sep-14, 07:10   #11
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8638
here you go friend:











































pay back asap

     
  10-Sep-14, 07:20   #12
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LIKEIT27 
Joined: Jul '08
Location: Netherlands
Age: 36 (M)
Posts: 704
Posted by Phisix:
Posted by Pattalan:
phisix -how long is the rope?


The same length as a piece of string...

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Posted by crash58:
Why do people make these useless threads, i guess it's just to earn the points for creating a thread, cause if someone actually made this for real, they would have to be an idiot and a moron. Worship Worship


He is taking the piss out of all of these people who keep asking for money.



Yep

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  10-Sep-14, 17:48   #13
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Pattalan 

Joined: Mar '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 24 (M)
Posts: 60
Posted by crash58:
Why do people make these useless threads, i guess it's just to earn the points for creating a thread, cause if someone actually made this for real, they would have to be an idiot and a moron. Worship Worship


shut up you wetwipe you have no sense of humour, money or honesty as you started this by begging for 1.10. pay demodoggy back

     
  10-Sep-14, 18:22   #14
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watoba 
Joined: May '08
Location: Germany
Age: 44 (M)
Posts: 546
LOL give me 5 Millions i want play versus Ivey u get the money back i swear Big Smile

     
  10-Sep-14, 19:33   #15
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greatgame3 

Joined: Mar '11
Location: Venezuela, Bolivarian Republic of
Age: 35 (M)
Posts: 1010
Hi, I have just cash, I give you but you must pay the taxi Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

thanks for letting me be part of this community and please excuse my English and my writing errors

greatgamne greetings

     
  10-Sep-14, 21:19   #16
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damosk 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 4862
Now, there are options and choices in life! Get a job and work hard to earn a living and live in accordance with your means. Become a professional poker player and use your own money, or others based on your potential and track record to win and live in accordance with your means. Become a thief or robber and take money from people without their consent and live way outside your means but within the means of whatever you take from others. Sit on a dirty street corner, subway or shop door and ask people to give you money and live within your means. Then there are people who post in forums just simply asking for money to play poker. Which one are you going to choose?

     
  11-Sep-14, 07:50   #17
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Pattalan 

Joined: Mar '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 24 (M)
Posts: 60
Can I talk my s**t again?
Even if I don't hit again?
Dog, are you fucking kidding?
My hat, my shoes, my coat
Louis Vuitton stitch, with Donatella Versace
That's Louis Vuitton bitch
I think Hennessy, I drank, I'm gone
Off that Bacardi Limon and Corona. I'm zoning
Class back in session so I upped it a grade
Two years Dwayne Wayne became Dwyane Wade
And, Hey
Please don't start me
I'm like Gnarls Barkley meets Charles Barkley
I'm pop the Barkers, I'm hood the Parkers
While y'all was in limbo I raised the bar up
I touched on everything
Married to the game, roc-a-chain instead of a wedding ring
Y'all bridesmaids catch the garter
On nights when 'Ye romance
Cameras flash so much
That I gotta do that Yayo dance
I'm on a world tour with Common, my man
After each and every show a couple dykes in the van
It's easy
The hood love to listen to Jeezy and Weezy
And, oh yeah, Yeezy
I did it for the glory


This thread was a joke.
some people actually got the nerve to ask others for money... Wow!

and some... *cough cough* dont pay it back.

to all the morons who replied with a stonewall lecture i can only say three things; 1. I guarantee my job is better than yours & my qualifications way surpassed yours while I am only 21 with an advanced scaffold ticket, because i worked 6 days a week since i was 16 to get my mortgage which is just over 3/8ths paid on my 3 bed new build house in south england. 2. grow a sense of humor. 3 i piss on you bitches p.s ha ha Blink

     
  11-Sep-14, 08:49   #18
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8638
Posted by Pattalan:
i piss on you bitches p.s ha ha Blink

way to go- i also like to piss on hookers that i order with pizza and couple of joints

     
  11-Sep-14, 10:19   #19
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GetLoki 

Joined: Sep '14
Location: Australia
Age: 22 (F)
Posts: 1
Sure, but first you must deposit a $10,000 guarantee into my account. Deal? Big Smile

     
  11-Sep-14, 11:04   #20
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yout85 
Joined: May '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 31 (M)
Posts: 2016
Posted by Pattalan:
1. I guarantee my job is better than yours & my qualifications way surpassed yours while I am only 21 with an advanced scaffold ticket, because i worked 6 days a week since i was 16 to get my mortgage which is just over 3/8ths paid on my 3 bed new build house in south england


Well the whole thread was clearly a joke (one that I already did a few months ago btw Big Smile , but you weren't to know that).... But how can you say something like this? You can guarantee that can you? You have the absolute best job in the world do you? So brilliant that it's utterly impossible that anyone can have a better one is it Confused

     
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