Joined: Aug '08
Age: 50 (F)
A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin. "Where the hell have you been?" she asked. "You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game." "How did you manage to do that?" "It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."
"That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor. "You didn't do it, did you?" "I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!"
A pro poker goes home with his wife for Christmas. Once walking into the house, he tells his wife "your Uncle is having an affair with his secretary. The wife knows and you might want to ask your mom who your real dad is." His wife goes, "How did you know? My Uncle and Aunt just separated and my real dad was killed in the Army." He says, "I'm a poker player. I can read men like books." His wife says, "I think I had better go home and pack my things." He says, "Why?" She says, "You will find out once your brother shows up."
Joined: Mar '11
Age: 32 (M)
Thank you for the bit parts of humour. Always interesting to read special poker stories and comics even this kind of jokes. We poker players have a very special and unique own world and these give special colours for it.