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World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The End
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I have one... (lol)
A couple is at their house. and the telephone rings.... the man anwers the phone:
"dont tell me....dont tell me...dont telllll meeee...no....dont tell me..." and then he hangs up. the woman asks him "so.... did he told you?" and he tells her " didnt told me"
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Sorry I only know none PC jokes, most of wich i dare not post.. Three women are sat at the bar chatting. The first woman says, "My fanny is so loose my husband can fit his whole hand up there." The second woman says, "Thats nothing: my fanny is so loose my husband can get up to his elbow in there." The third woman laughs so much that she slides down the stool!
If all the Smarties eaten worldwide in one month were laid end to end... They would lead all the way to Gary Glitter's house in Cambodia
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Posted by tarock2009: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The End
Loled at this one... I only know jokes in my language though
Teenage boy comes home from school, parents were at work and he was feeling hungry, so he looked in the cupboard, ahhhh baked beans he said, I will have them on toast. Couple of hours later his mum and dad both arrived home, hey son put the beans on will you, oops. The boy rumaged through the cupboards to see what he could find, ahhh big box of ballbearings. I will mix them with ketchup, so this he did and warmed it up. Following morning when dad was in the garden, mum came racing into the garden, omg! I have just been to the toilet and blown the bottom out of the toilet, thats nothing dad replied, I just farted and shot next doors cat
------------ 3 gays in bed, in the morning the one on the left side said to the guy on the hand side, had a lovely dream last night, oh yeah the other replied, so did I, dreamt I was banging a real hunk, the other responded, yeah I dreamt I was banging you, then the one in the middle came down, they told him about their dreams, he turned round and replied " my dream was not as exciting as yours, I dreamt I was ski-ing
