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I was thinking of starting this thread and figured I would look around and see what was on the web. Pretty lame so I think the BRM forum gang can do better. Let's get things started:
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Nice tread -EV deal LOL Let me try: You are in WSOP main event, final table, playing against Ivey. You hold 9 10 , flop is 8 J Q You raise and Ivey goes all in!!! You got him covered!!!! And just when you about to say I CALL you hear your mother saying: son woke up, you will be late to job!!!
lol You know you are playing too much online multitabling poker when ... In the weekend, you have to make the housework: to cook, to clean the toilette and to sort out the dinning room. You cut a carrot, change of room and clean the wc, go to the dinning room and sweep a little, after that go to the kitchen and put an onion in a saucepan, go to the dinning and dust a little, ...
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good one i think i know then i play too much poker now my wife not have problems with my poker playing hours i have some 2-3 days per week then i playing poker hard and over days was for familly poker its just hobbby and only very small part off my life good luck all and never loose your cool head
Joined: Nov '09
Location: Canada
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Good ones guys!
You know you are playing too much poker when… You are such serious multitabler you don’t go to the bathroom but start p*ssing in bottles and feeding yourself sh*t… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYEjFnN-vJU This guy plays a LOT of hands!
Posted by DaMessiah666: lol You know you are playing too much online multitabling poker when ... In the weekend, you have to make the housework: to cook, to clean the toilette and to sort out the dinning room. You cut a carrot, change of room and clean the wc, go to the dinning room and sweep a little, after that go to the kitchen and put an onion in a saucepan, go to the dinning and dust a little, ...
lol, yes poker is a very good excuse for not doing the dishes till the next day,, going on a diet, kicking the cat, biteing the dog, hideing your credit card statement, drooling on your keyboard, abstaining from sex, becoming smelly, tilting, becoming paranoid and joining the moaning bregade (BANKROLL MOANERS), believing in conspiricy theoeries( BANKROLL PARANOIDS) , hating American anti gambleing laws, hating living in your country, ( NOT FAIR I CANT GET THAT FREE MONEY),,,LOL,,,LOL,,,LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,,, and all this and more is when you know you are playing to much poker,,, lighten up take a break, lifes to short,
-EV deal LOL 
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