Joined: Aug '08
Location: Canada
Age: 58 (F)
Posts: 2558
> WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES? > > A WHITE GUY IS WALKING ALONG A BEACH WHEN HE COMES ACROSS A LAMP PARTIALLY BURIED IN THE SAND. HE PICKS UP > THE LAMP AND GIVES IT A RUB. > > TWO BLONDE GENIES APPEAR, AND THEY TELL HIM HE HAS BEEN GRANTED THREE WISHES. > > THE GUY MAKES HIS THREE WISHES AND THE BLONDE GENIES DISAPPEAR. > > THE NEXT THING THE GUY KNOWS, HE'S IN A BEDROOM, IN A GOLF-COURSE MANSION , SURROUNDED BY 50 BEAUTIFUL > WOMEN. > > AFTER HE MAKES LOVE TO ALL OF THEM, HE BEGINS TO EXPLORE THIS FABULOUS HOUSE. > > SUDDENLY HE FEELS SOMETHING SOFT UNDER HIS FEET, HE LOOKS DOWN AND THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN $100 BILLS. > > THEN, THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. > > HE ANSWERS IT AND STANDING THERE ARE TWO PERSONS DRESSED IN KU KLUX KLAN OUTFITS. THEY DRAG HIM OUTSIDE TO > THE NEAREST TREE, THROW A ROPE OVER A LIMB AND HANG HIM BY THE NECK UNTIL HE'S DEAD. > > > AS THE KLANSMEN ARE WALKING AWAY, THEY REMOVE THEIR HOODS. IT'S THE TWO BLONDE GENIES. > > > ONE BLONDE GE NIE SAYS TO THE OTHER ONE, 'I CAN UNDERSTAND THE FIRST WISH HAVING ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN > A BIG MANSION TO MAKE LOVE TO. > > I CAN ALSO UNDERSTAND HIM WANTING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. > > BUT WHY HE WANTED TO BE HUNG LIKE A BLACK GUY IS BEYOND ME.' >
Joined: Mar '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 44 (M)
Posts: 6714
LOL, I will be telling this one 2moz, just after my nan gets over the afternoon film I choose - The Human Centipede (I was old about it not seen it yet, should be good on a full belly)
