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Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE LEPER POKER GAME?
A:ONE GUY THREW HIS HAND IN AND THE OTHER THREE LAUGHED THEIR HEADS OFF.




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hummmmm? not sure i get u? leper?

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i perferd it when you said you farted Big Smile

     
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Posted by dozn01:
i perferd it when you said you farted Big Smile

I preferred it when she said she hated Canucks, some of us got some good mileage out of that one. Big Smile

     
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Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by dozn01:
i perferd it when you said you farted Big Smile

I preferred it when she said she hated Canucks, some of us got some good mileage out of that one. Big Smile



hahaha n1 m8...................
do you think mandy is middnight in disguise????

     
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Posted by dozn01:
Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by dozn01:
i perferd it when you said you farted Big Smile

I preferred it when she said she hated Canucks, some of us got some good mileage out of that one. Big Smile



hahaha n1 m8...................
do you think mandy is middnight in disguise????


Naw, I think midnight's hatred was more towards East Europeans from what I recall.

     
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What is the…difference between a poker player and a dog?

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Q:whats the differnce between a good joke and a bad joke?
A: the differnce is 2, as in this thread has 2 bad jokes and 0 good ones Blink

     
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Posted by arsenej1:
Q:whats the differnce between a good joke and a bad joke?
A: the differnce is 2, as in this thread has 2 bad jokes and 0 good ones Blink


Seeing as how this is Mandy's thread and she has professed her deepest affection for all things Canuckish Tongue here are a couple to even the score at 2-2:

CANADIAN JOKE #1
After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."
The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?" The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.

CANADIAN JOKE #2
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer
for?"
"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.
"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."

     
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Edited by mandy1966 (31 May 2011 @ 19:18 GMT)


     
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How do you know a joke is bad ? Its written IN CAPS

     
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i can see it now...

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