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mainly ment for live play but online a*****es are the same
PokeR has many colourful names for different kinds of players,most of them based on living creatures, including lions, mice, fish,bulls, pigeons, turkeys, donkeys, and whales. Outside the animal kingdom, there are rocks, calling stations , leather asses, sherrifs, sliders, ribbon clerks, sandbaggers, suckers, shills, and maniacs. There is a special word in poker for a player who possesses anoying habits and insufferable attitudes that ruin the game on many levels. He not only takes the fun out of the game for you but scares away novice players who might be good for some action. He never shuts up and always has an insult or a stupid comment to heave forth. In poker circles this man is called an A*****e . If you get an a*****e on your table , you shouldnt complain. A*****es are generally easier to beat than nice guys. Nice guys are even-tempered and have more perspective on loseing and bad luck.They are more likely to laugh off a bad beat and less likely to go on tilt. A*****es whine like babies every time things don't go there way. If you find yourself on a table full of nice polite people , be careful. There are two kinds of a*****e you will deal with in poker. The first is the natural a*****e and the other is the actor, someone deliberately playing the part of an a*****e. A natural is someone who is just a jerk. Be they natural or actors a*****es are not hard to identify as they usually announce there presence early. Natural a*****es tend to win on lucky draws , whereas actors get people to call with lesser hands or fold the best hand. The way to beat a natural is to put pressure on him with a good hand rather than let him do it to you with a bad one.The actor is tougher , but if he acts like he wants you to call fold. If he acts like he wants you to fold , then raise. Most actors are rocks. They make a lot of noise to make people play back at them, but they usually have it when they do. They want you to fantasize about breaking there bank so that you make a move on them when they have the nuts. You must find a way to make both types work for you. A*****es make a game wild and unpleasant, and there anoying behaviour makes people want to leave , so they play looser with there chips . When an a*****e sets a player on tilt other players can potentially benefit. The trick is ignoring the behaviour of the natural and never taking your eyes of what the actor is doing,
Mostly copied from ( HOW TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES OF POKER(or not))
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a bit off topic but i think if you write a*****e in all lower case or in all upper case it gets filtered but if you write a combo of upper/lower case it doesnt
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Posted by SuperNoob: a bit off topic but i think if you write a*****e in all lower case or in all upper case it gets filtered but if you write a combo of upper/lower case it doesnt
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Posted by SuperNoob: a bit off topic but i think if you write a*****e in all lower case or in all upper case it gets filtered but if you write a combo of upper/lower case it doesnt
filter is weird anyway, observe"
a*****e s**t f**k f**ked f**king edit: I don't want to get my account suspending lol - waiting for payout to Party.. But my point is a word beginning with C doesn't get filtered.
Edited by jessthehuman (02 August 2011 @ 22:50 GMT)
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If you are trying to get a thread going on here, you might consider using some basic tips regarding writing a text. It would help people who are reading it
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Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by SuperNoob: a bit off topic but i think if you write a*****e in all lower case or in all upper case it gets filtered but if you write a combo of upper/lower case it doesnt
filter is weird anyway, observe"
a*****e s**t f**k f**ked f**king edit: I don't want to get my account suspending lol - waiting for payout to Party.. But my point is a word beginning with C doesn't get filtered.
i hear a some whispers that he calls all aussies cunts so left it in
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Posted by Flippedchips:
Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by SuperNoob: a bit off topic but i think if you write a*****e in all lower case or in all upper case it gets filtered but if you write a combo of upper/lower case it doesnt
filter is weird anyway, observe"
a*****e s**t f**k f**ked f**king edit: I don't want to get my account suspending lol - waiting for payout to Party.. But my point is a word beginning with C doesn't get filtered.
i hear a some whispers that he calls all aussies cunts so left it in
Posted by Ronsaki: If you are trying to get a thread going on here, you might consider using some basic tips regarding writing a text. It would help people who are reading it
Yeah I totally agree with you! This is just tough to read with no lines between paragraphs... I stopped reading at the 3rd sentence. Maybe it's because of the computer radiations tough Today I lose focus, tomorrow brain cancer!
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Posted by TheMachineQC:
Posted by Ronsaki: If you are trying to get a thread going on here, you might consider using some basic tips regarding writing a text. It would help people who are reading it
Yeah I totally agree with you! This is just tough to read with no lines between paragraphs... I stopped reading at the 3rd sentence. Maybe it's because of the computer radiations tough Today I lose focus, tomorrow brain cancer!
Oh and I didn't know australians were cunts
have you never met an aussie at the table always trying to steal the pots
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Posted by Ronsaki: If you are trying to get a thread going on here, you might consider using some basic tips regarding writing a text. It would help people who are reading it
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Very good post the more i read of it the more i agree with it I dont know if you made it up your self or got it from somewhere else but its very good either way. I had to read it twice which is unusual for me so thumbs up
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Posted by ArcticBear:
Posted by Ronsaki: If you are trying to get a thread going on here, you might consider using some basic tips regarding writing a text. It would help people who are reading it
what
an
assssshole
its easy to read
foooking twat
Noitsnoteasytoread...
I gave up after the first few sentences too.
3 questions:
1. Why is it so difficult to accept sound advice from someone obviously meaning well? 2. Why do you feel the need to insult people and use profanity when someone is polite in their remarks? 3. Am I going to be insulted for giving some sounds advice here as well?
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Forking Iceholes are the blurst thats for sure (when it comes to their insufferable demeanor of course), but awesome for donating money (unexpectedly) to your cause. I like the blurb about acting, I'll have to try that at a table periodically and track my results just to see.
Today I lose focus, tomorrow brain cancer! 
