Joined: Mar '11
Location: Canada
Age: 44 (M)
Posts: 1490
Tried one of the casino bonuses on here, played most of it out and had an issue so I contacted their live chat. After awhile I was getting annoyed with the guy, so I decided to have some fun.
I edited out some of the technical advice he gave me as it was long and boring. I also *** out my personal infroamtion for obvious reasons. The parts in the *** is just my commentary and wasn't part of the chat.
A site operator will be with you momentarily. Hi! Thank you for using our LiveChat Service. This is 'Leo'. Please verify your Email and Phone Number so that I can assist you. retribution1979:***** retribution1979: ***** retribution1979: and **************** Leo: Thanks, how may I help you? retribution1979: there was a thingy that said if i verified my phone #, that i could get a free $50 retribution1979: how do i do that Leo: Sorry no account showing with that information. Leo: Did you already downloaded and register at the casino? retribution1979: yes Leo: For verification purposes can you please confirm your username? retribution1979: retribution1979 Leo: sorry nothing showing up Leo: may be you had a problem registering Leo: you may try back retribution1979: I already have it installed retribution1979: im playing on it right now retribution1979: my balance is 19 something
*** Okay, seriously. The guy can't even find my account? Wtf!!!!. ***
Leo: can you log out and log back in and verify your user then retribution1979: I did retribution1979: it gave me a free $50 for signing up, and said that if I verified my phone #, that I could recieve another $50 Leo: well anyway you cannot use free chip in a row nor combine them retribution1979: thats not what it said retribution1979: it said retribution1979: "heres a free $50 for verifying your email" retribution1979: and "get another $50 for verifying your phone #" Leo: well by casino rules you cannot combine or use free chips in a row retribution1979: well thats what your site said Leo: yes and you can use them but combined nor in a row retribution1979: thats not what the site said retribution1979: it used the word "AND" impying both Leo: you agreed to read and understood the rules from the casino, right ? The rules of the casino state that' retribution1979: ugh Leo: Is there anything else that I can help you with? retribution1979: k fine, i want to withdraw then retribution1979: leo Leo: I can't even find your acocunt retribution1979: wtf retribution1979: are u kidding me retribution1979: it's retribution1979: retribution1979
*** Okay, the guy told me no when he hadn't even found my account yet? Wtf, how can he be sure what the deal I got was, when he couldn't even see my account. Now I'm really annoyed ***
Leo: I told you that is not showing uyp Leo: now I got it
*** Wow, only took me repeating my username like 8 times ***
retribution1979: well retribution1979: wow Leo: you cannot cash out you have not done playthrough requirement Leo: which is 1250 Leo: you have only wagered 165.20 retribution1979: what retribution1979: no retribution1979: it says "cashoutable $19 retribution1979: this is highway robbery...on the internet Leo: first of all the min cash out is 100, and you haven't completed the requirement to cash out Leo: and the system would always say that retribution1979: well what about the $50 for verifying my phone # retribution1979: leo Leo: and you haven't even deposited Leo: how can you say Leo: this is robbery Leo: when you are playing a courtesy from the casinp retribution1979: because it involves money Leo: and this casino has over 10 yeasr in the business
*** I don't know what relevance the businesses tenure has to the issue, but okay good to know ***
retribution1979: cool Leo: if you win you do get paid retribution1979: well Leo: Is there anything else that I can help you with? retribution1979: what about the $50 free phone verification retribution1979: hey leo, you mispelled casino...kinda ironic since it's right there to the right of chat in big yellow letters as a reference in case you forgot the correct spelling retribution1979: leo retribution1979: what about the free $50 Leo: once again you are playing already with a 50 chip you cannot used the combined or in a row, and the casino misspell was a typo retribution1979: that's unfortunate retribution1979: my cats name is mittens retribution1979: do you have a cat leo? Leo: no retribution1979: oh, you're a dog person huh? Leo: no I don't have a dog either retribution1979: oh that's unfortunate, did he run away? retribution1979: leo Leo: no Leo: I just don't have one retribution1979: you should get one, you might find a pet will give you a new sense of meaning and self worth Leo: ok retribution1979: an animals love is unconditional...unless you forget to feed them for a while retribution1979: I like you leo...you don't say much, but I feel like you're really listening to me Leo: sure retribution1979: what a positive reply leo. You're a swell fellow. I bet you're really popular with the ladies aren't ya? Leo: well a bit..hehe
*** What a professional reply ***
retribution1979: not me I'm afraid retribution1979: I have advanced pygmatismitic disorder...I can't go out during the day because I'm hyper alergic to the sun... kids used to call me a vampire. retribution1979: it's not my fault my skin doesn't have enough pigment to combat the suns ray. Curse this disease, it's very detrimental to my social life. Leo: sorry for that retribution1979: yeah retribution1979: The only joy I get is playing online casinos with free bonuses. retribution1979: That and my stamp collection. retribution1979: Do you like stamps Leo? Leo: I understand Leo: not really but I'm sure it is interesting Leo: Don't get me wrong I've never been into much contact with that retribution1979: Yeah retribution1979: Okay Leo retribution1979: it's been fun but retribution1979: I have to go rub olive oil on my body every 3 hours or I get horrible rashes. Leo: ok hope you have fun with that and at the casino retribution1979: Thanks Leo, you're my best friend. I feel like we really bonded during this experience. Leo: Have nice night
Joined: Mar '11
Location: Canada
Age: 44 (M)
Posts: 1490
Posted by jbrooksie: Hahaha very funny.
You can also have similar fun with cold callers on the phone, especially if they ask you to verify who you are.
OMG, I soooo do that. The other day I had some random telemarketer call, and he asked me to verify my birthdate. I assume it was for one of the many online casinos I've signed up for and used the free bonuses. The guy absolutely REFUSED to say a word to me until I confirmed my date of birth. I'm sure betting he was sorry he called me lol.
And no holtland, I like in saskatchewan canada. I just have a very uh....unique sense of humor lol
Just ask my girlfriend, I'm still in the doghouse for innocently reffering to her as a buffalo like 2 weeks ago lol.
