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i figured id hop on the bandwagon, so who wants to stake me 10 cents on stars to play a 50$ added tourney, i refuse to give you any useful info such as my account name which makes this entire offer redantant because now u dont even know who to send the money too, but im doing it so you cant see my stats, i also refuse to post a graph or leave my real name for references, ive barely been on here and can be pretty unactive frequently, hell i just might even keep your 10 cents actually can you stake me 5000$ at 25% staker cut, i refuse any makeup or stakeback and once u stake me dont bother asking for anything back because i probably already withdrew it... so anyone wanna stake me?

     
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Stake me some beer please Big Smile

     
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Posted by Jibberish:
i figured id hop on the bandwagon, so who wants to stake me 10 cents on stars to play a 50$ added tourney, i refuse to give you any useful info such as my account name which makes this entire offer redantant because now u dont even know who to send the money too, but im doing it so you cant see my stats, i also refuse to post a graph or leave my real name for references, ive barely been on here and can be pretty unactive frequently, hell i just might even keep your 10 cents actually can you stake me 5000$ at 25% staker cut, i refuse any makeup or stakeback and once u stake me dont bother asking for anything back because i probably already withdrew it... so anyone wanna stake me?



Wow, what an excellent offer. I'd be a sucker NOT to take you up on this great offer.

I'll just send .10 to a bunch of random people and hope you happen to be one of the ones that I send too Smile Good luck.

     
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I suppose this is a translation of what the stake-beggers actually write, and if I have understood correctly, it is very well done.

At a swedish forum I sometimes frequent, there was this dude looking for a stake, that also refused to give out any information. He didn't wanna play any small stakes, so were talking about a few 100 $. He was a good player, obviously, otherwize he would not have needed this cash, and answered every question that only people at his own level would understand what a great deal this was, and everybody that wanted some sort of information were superfishes. The whole forum was acually crap, according to him, and he came around to explain why he was there looking for a stake.

Every now and then I wake up in the middle of the night, thinking, I just might have passed on the oppurtunity of a lifetime...

     
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Posted by Jibberish:
i figured id hop on the bandwagon, so who wants to stake me 10 cents on stars to play a 50$ added tourney, i refuse to give you any useful info such as my account name which makes this entire offer redantant because now u dont even know who to send the money too, but im doing it so you cant see my stats, i also refuse to post a graph or leave my real name for references, ive barely been on here and can be pretty unactive frequently, hell i just might even keep your 10 cents actually can you stake me 5000$ at 25% staker cut, i refuse any makeup or stakeback and once u stake me dont bother asking for anything back because i probably already withdrew it... so anyone wanna stake me?


I'm considering doing it for 5c, but I'll have to think about it.

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Posted by Pjot:
Every now and then I wake up in the middle of the night, thinking, I just might have passed on the oppurtunity of a lifetime...


Haha ! For sure, that guy sounds legit.

     
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sieriously guys lets throw the dog a bone we might be missing out on a real hotshot here I will send my credit card details first then he or she can just max it out theres nearly a K on it so what the hell that should buy into a few torneys,

     
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Posted by jessthehuman:


I'm considering doing it for 5c, but I'll have to think about it.



I'll post the other 5c Blink

     
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tight as a ducks arse u b and that be watertight , buit hey go with the flow whats the point of rowing with one oar

     
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Posted by ArcticBear:
tight as a ducks arse u b and that be watertight , buit hey go with the flow whats the point of rowing with one oar

relax there... CONEHEAD!

     
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Now thats my kind of deal count me in for a few dollars lol

     
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Ill stake u jibberish......someone wanna lend me 10cents?

     
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Posted by arsenej1:
Ill stake u jibberish......someone wanna lend me 10cents?

i'll lend u ............... as soon as i get them from my staker

     
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Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by jessthehuman:


I'm considering doing it for 5c, but I'll have to think about it.



I'll post the other 5c Blink


Pretty sure you can't actually transfer 5c - and knowing my luck if I tried to "chip dump" 5c I'd get my account banned lol.

     
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i like this offer but 25%?if we pull together and send you $500 it will be on condition that you change the 25%....say 3% and you keep the rest......and the original stake.... Big Smile

     
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hahaha to many priceless answers for me to quote Cool

     
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Posted by SuperNoob:
Posted by arsenej1:
Ill stake u jibberish......someone wanna lend me 10cents?

i'll lend u ............... as soon as i get them from my staker

I've been staked 2 c by this guy I know, (local mafia, don't ask, you don't wanna know, they throw around this kind of cash in their loansharkbusiness all the time...), so I could stake a part of your stake, IF I get 20 % of what you make out of it. As a stake.

     
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You are now steaked. Enjoy! Blink

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Posted by IslandJack:
You are now steaked. Enjoy! Blink


Omfg, I totally vote this as best reply of the thread by far Smile

Seriously, I laughed so hard I think I pooped a little.

*Edit* Nope, It wasn't poop.

     
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Posted by retribution:
Posted by IslandJack:
You are now steaked. Enjoy! Blink


Omfg, I totally vote this as best reply of the thread by far Smile

Seriously, I laughed so hard I think I pooped a little.

*Edit* Nope, It wasn't poop.


was it steak? =D

     
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Posted by Jibberish:
Posted by retribution:
Posted by IslandJack:
You are now steaked. Enjoy! Blink


Omfg, I totally vote this as best reply of the thread by far Smile

Seriously, I laughed so hard I think I pooped a little.

*Edit* Nope, It wasn't poop.


was it steak? =D


Nope, it was just chocolate pudding. At least I hope it was Big Smile

     
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