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I sent my blonde girlfriend to the fridge for orange juice, 3 hours later she wasn't back so I had to go look for her, I find her still at the fridge staring at the orange juice. I asked her what was wrong, she said SHHH and pointed to the carton. It said CONCENTRATE.
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Posted by xDINGERx: I sent my blonde girlfriend to the fridge for orange juice, 3 hours later she wasn't back so I had to go look for her, I find her still at the fridge staring at the orange juice. I asked her what was wrong, she said SHHH and pointed to the carton. It said CONCENTRATE.
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In a local pub bathroom there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would instantly suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
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Posted by dlkiv:
Posted by xDINGERx: I sent my blonde girlfriend to the fridge for orange juice, 3 hours later she wasn't back so I had to go look for her, I find her still at the fridge staring at the orange juice. I asked her what was wrong, she said SHHH and pointed to the carton. It said CONCENTRATE.
lol xDINGERx I love good blonde jokes
seen this on the front page seen the blonde joke thought it was you dlkiv turns out we got a new female joker
I love good blonde jokes 
