Joined: Nov '11
Location: Poland
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 1090
OK So I put some funnies if you like
What woman do in living room? She has too long chain.
One day, a woman went to zoo shop to buy gift for her husband. She asks seller, what he has in the shop. - I have great frog - he replies - Frog? For what? - It is great in blowjobs. The woman thought "I hate doing BJ to my husband", so she bought frog. The next day, when she back from work, she saw her husband and frog in the kitchen. - What are you doing? - she asks - Honey, when this frog learn to cook, you will f**k out.