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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset.
'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me --
a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce straight away!'
And the husband replied 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I
can tell you what happened.'
'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed, ' but they'll be the last words you'll
say to me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive
home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down
and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the
car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion,
I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last
night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on
weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good
clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed
her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as
she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for
a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also
gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you
don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my
sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her,
and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and
don't use because someone at work has a pair the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful
for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned
to me with tears in her eyes and said, Please ... do you have anything
else that your wife doesn't use?'

     
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Fun reading Smile

     
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LOL xD that one whas good

     
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Good one.. Big Smile

     
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Totally Big Smile Big Smile

     
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That's a very good joke Smile

     
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!

     
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