Joined: May '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 38 (M)
Posts: 2064
I wasn't intending to enter into a "who has the best job" competition...
I earn far less than 58k a year... don't own a property, and am exactly as fit as a butcher... not his dog.
For the record, I'm well on my way to being a fully qualified accountant, but may leave that to play poker full time... the relative amounts of potential money I can earn will not be the major factor in deciding which I choose... there's much more to life than money.
The fact that I REGULARLY give money away on here for no good reason is testament to that.
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Germany
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 1859
Posted by Pattalan: 1. I guarantee my job is better than yours & my qualifications way surpassed yours while I am only 21 with an advanced scaffold ticket, because i worked 6 days a week since i was 16 to get my mortgage which is just over 3/8ths paid on my 3 bed new build house in south england. 2. grow a sense of humor. 3 i piss on you bitches p.s ha ha
If 1. and 3. is still the humor part then working 6 days a week was probably not good for your mental health. Same goes for the 58K/year post, why don't you work 7 days a week seeing there is little chance you are liked by anyone anyways with such behaviour towards people? I'd rather live below minimum wage all my life than being such a d**k.
Joined: Oct '08
Location: Canada
Age: 65 (M)
Posts: 2423
Posted by Pattalan: entertain me, where do you work yout? well im on 58k a year, own property and im fitter than a butchers dog.
OK your 21 , see if you can do what my sisters son has done , he's 30, owns 7 houses and a store with 5 apartments.you got 9 years , to do this, and what goes on between me and demo is none of your bussiness. and if you have been around this forum very long you would know i have loaned several people money and i have just given people money. so your just a smart mouthed idiot kid. oh yea i make over 58K
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Posted by Pattalan:
Posted by crash58: Why do people make these useless threads, i guess it's just to earn the points for creating a thread, cause if someone actually made this for real, they would have to be an idiot and a moron.
shut up you wetwipe you have no sense of humour, money or honesty as you started this by begging for 1.10. pay demodoggy back
how the fk did i start your idiot thread, i didn't type it.
Joined: Mar '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 60
chat s**t little man go play in traffic. i dont care about what your inbred family has done. yeah £ not $ & tell me you had 58 a year but need to borrow money pshhhh get back to flipping whoppers old man.
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Posted by yout85: I wasn't intending to enter into a "who has the best job" competition...
I earn far less than 58k a year... don't own a property, and am exactly as fit as a butcher... not his dog.
For the record, I'm well on my way to being a fully qualified accountant, but may leave that to play poker full time... the relative amounts of potential money I can earn will not be the major factor in deciding which I choose... there's much more to life than money.
The fact that I REGULARLY give money away on here for no good reason is testament to that.
giving money away on here is the same as throwing it to the tramps who live under brighton pier.
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Posted by crash58: how the fk did i start your idiot thread, i didn't type it.
some random saw your post and thought it acceptable to ask for br, so i was mocking both of you. you are humourless and probably very ugly...
Joined: Oct '08
Location: Canada
Age: 65 (M)
Posts: 2423
Posted by Pattalan: chat s**t little man go play in traffic. i dont care about what your inbred family has done. yeah � not $ & tell me you had 58 a year but need to borrow money pshhhh get back to flipping whoppers old man.
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Posted by yout85: I wasn't intending to enter into a "who has the best job" competition...
I earn far less than 58k a year... don't own a property, and am exactly as fit as a butcher... not his dog.
For the record, I'm well on my way to being a fully qualified accountant, but may leave that to play poker full time... the relative amounts of potential money I can earn will not be the major factor in deciding which I choose... there's much more to life than money.
The fact that I REGULARLY give money away on here for no good reason is testament to that.
giving money away on here is the same as throwing it to the tramps who live under brighton pier.
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Posted by crash58: how the fk did i start your idiot thread, i didn't type it.
some random saw your post and thought it acceptable to ask for br, so i was mocking both of you. you are humourless and probably very ugly...
Joined: May '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 38 (M)
Posts: 2064
And then he vanishes...
As he's up 2500%, he's obviously not the same pattalan who has a total of $544 prizes in two years, from 659 tournaments with an ITM of 9%.... that must be a different guy.
Joined: Oct '08
Location: Canada
Age: 65 (M)
Posts: 2423
hey guy's we have seen this before, if we ignore him he will go away.
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Posted by yout85: And then he vanishes...
As he's up 2500%, he's obviously not the same pattalan who has a total of $544 prizes in two years, from 659 tournaments with an ITM of 9%.... that must be a different guy.
Joined: Mar '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 60
haha my freeroll account you tools... you internet warriors, you forgot about casinos? you would say nada if you saw me in person anyone who thinks their bad come link me.
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Germany
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 1859
Of course always results that can't be proven, if you're any good your online results won't be different, so either tell us the ID or you're bullshitting (the likelyhood of the latter is immense seeing in none of your posts any clue about poker has been shown). Stick to your 58K job instead of trolling around like a fool.
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 38 (M)
Posts: 10090
fcuk you morons and dweebs- i am up an INFINITE amount of % at pokerstars! none of you will be able to manage this in your life or lives combined. please don't tell anyone that i managed to do so by playing some freeroll and winning $0.02 in one of them, and since $0.02 increase from $0.00 is an infinite amount in terms of %... that means that i am up an infinite amount!!! (aka best player that ever braced the poker world)
Joined: Nov '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 66 (M)
Posts: 3351
Posted by Pattalan: Can I talk my s**t again? Even if I don't hit again? Dog, are you fucking kidding? My hat, my shoes, my coat Louis Vuitton stitch, with Donatella Versace That's Louis Vuitton bitch I think Hennessy, I drank, I'm gone Off that Bacardi Limon and Corona. I'm zoning Class back in session so I upped it a grade Two years Dwayne Wayne became Dwyane Wade And, Hey Please don't start me I'm like Gnarls Barkley meets Charles Barkley I'm pop the Barkers, I'm hood the Parkers While y'all was in limbo I raised the bar up I touched on everything Married to the game, roc-a-chain instead of a wedding ring Y'all bridesmaids catch the garter On nights when 'Ye romance Cameras flash so much That I gotta do that Yayo dance I'm on a world tour with Common, my man After each and every show a couple dykes in the van It's easy The hood love to listen to Jeezy and Weezy And, oh yeah, Yeezy I did it for the glory
This thread was a joke. some people actually got the nerve to ask others for money... Wow!
and some... *cough cough* dont pay it back.
to all the morons who replied with a stonewall lecture i can only say three things; 1. I guarantee my job is better than yours & my qualifications way surpassed yours while I am only 21 with an advanced scaffold ticket, because i worked 6 days a week since i was 16 to get my mortgage which is just over 3/8ths paid on my 3 bed new build house in south england. 2. grow a sense of humor. 3 i piss on you bitches p.s ha ha
