Joined: May '12
Location: United States
Age: 38 (M)
There's this women who's flat chested. So, she starts taking pills to gain 2 bust sizes in 1 month. She takes them for 2 and a half month's nothing. So, she hears about this doctor who can help. She goes to his office. Doctor knows what she is there for knocks her out cold. She comes too in hour or so afterwards. Doctor says sorry about that miss. But, flap your left arm like a chicken and your breast will pump up, flap your right arm like a chicken and your breasts will deflate. "This is b******t" she says runs out to her car, try's it. It actually works. So she goes to a bar that night. See's a nice looking guy walking by so she flaps her left arm, breast grow. The guy smile's keeps on walking. A couple hours goes by. She see's an even nicer looking guy sitting at the bar so she sits beside him. Pumps her breasts up a little more. The guy says oh no s**t you must of went to the same doctor as me and starts pumping his left leg.
Definitely more funny telling in person. Do the motions while reading the joke makes it funnier.