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Joined: Oct '14
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Fck b1tch? I love fcking b1tches but mobsafe is big fat b1tch I am sorry to hear that you spend 800 shots and that fat b1tch didnt give you money... But what did you expect? B1tches dont give money, they take it away Better luck next time
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...Have you tried the 'anal' thing with alcohol pochui...? It's true,... American college students have discovered that alcohol is readily absorbed through the anal wall lining... Just insert the mouth of the bottle in your butt-hole like you are taking a drink,...pour it in and clamp down hard...! Google it...!
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Joined: Mar '12
Location: United Kingdom
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That is harsh but it is always the possibility and is why I have never bothered saving safe shots or buying them. A couple of names you missed of the list are.....skank......crockadillapig.....popcorn pig and the old favourite in England is a minger.
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Ladies and gentlemen! It's just a game! Nothing more, nothing less. There is no lady sitting watching it, it's a computer generated and managed concept to reduce your mob points tally and by the look of it you are regularly obliging! Keep up the good work guys.
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The safe is at $30.00 and you spent 800 points = $40.00 to try winning 30.00 do you think its worth the shots. if the safe were 40 or 50 then its a nice try but yours not for me.
Joined: Jan '12
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Hi mate.
I know is hard to hear that, and maybe you have guarded all that mob shots for one oportunity and see that for hundred shots you didn't make. Well, next time you will see much better luck, and hit the mobsafe for good.
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Posted by pinotte: The safe is at $30.00 and you spent 800 points = $40.00 to try winning 30.00 do you think its worth the shots. if the safe were 40 or 50 then its a nice try but yours not for me.
well if he cracked it in first 100 shots, than he would have 30$ and 700 remaining shots... Thats preaty profitable... You cannot count like that 800shot is worth 40$ so you need at least 40$ to be profitable... that isnt true
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Location: Japan
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Posted by SBEP: what, no sausage wallet on the list
he he
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Posted by demodawggy: ...Have you tried the 'anal' thing with alcohol pochui...? It's true,... American college students have discovered that alcohol is readily absorbed through the anal wall lining... Just insert the mouth of the bottle in your butt-hole like you are taking a drink,...pour it in and clamp down hard...! Google it...!
holy camoly, that's a new way to suck alcohol into ones body... man you're so experienced in these things demo, a real idol of mine, alongside justins beaver and lady kaka
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Posted by klash23: That is harsh but it is always the possibility and is why I have never bothered saving safe shots or buying them.
well i won all my shots, no reason to spend them by 50, so i though to let em rot for a while and once i have 800 to have a go. not interested in buying as well.
Posted by klash23: A couple of names you missed of the list are.....skank......crockadillapig.....popcorn pig and the old favourite in England is a minger.
he he, you're expanded my horizons in this breathtaking topic
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Posted by damosk: Ladies and gentlemen! It's just a game! Nothing more, nothing less.
definitely landed in the "nothing more" section, with all mobsafe shots spent and hour of my life wasted when i could've just drank non stop
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Posted by av1966: Not to well pochui better by the time that I'm posting this I feel that the vodka has already kick in and you will be quite happier
yeah vodka cures everything. vodka for president
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Posted by pinotte: The safe is at $30.00 and you spent 800 points = $40.00 to try winning 30.00 do you think its worth the shots. if the safe were 40 or 50 then its a nice try but yours not for me.
the way i think is that i invested $0 to have a go at $30. i won those shots on calendar. really wasn't interested in spending significant part of my life cracking the darn safe, so forced myself when i had a spare minute, besides i don't remember seeing safe being at $50 for ages
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Posted by luisexy69: Enjoy sun and life, keep playing safe.
no sun atm. will enjoy life. no to safe, until that b1tch gets out of sight.
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Posted by bowie1984: Why would you burn this many shots off for $30? I mean if you had the patience to actually collect (or buy - whatevs) eight goddamn hundreds worth of shots why wouldn't you go after forty of fifty buckeroos with them?
was running low on vodka, went for $30 instead. disappointed with not winning it, had to go and sell my a55 in the streets. jeez what would one do for some vodka...
Posted by bowie1984: enjoy your drink superpochie. I would've gone with some dry fcukin gin, but your poison as good as any.
we don't have dry fcukin gin here, besides dry fcukin is no fun, always use lube. cheers. enjoy life
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Posted by demodawggy: ...Have you tried the 'anal' thing with alcohol pochui...? It's true,... American college students have discovered that alcohol is readily absorbed through the anal wall lining... Just insert the mouth of the bottle in your butt-hole like you are taking a drink,...pour it in and clamp down hard...! Google it...!
Every three years I have to take a refresher course for my first aid certification, and the ambulance technician who was giving the course talked to us about this. Apparently kids are soaking tampons with alcohol and shoving them up their butt to get the alcohol into their bloodstream. The advantage is it doesn't smell on your breath, but the danger lies in that it is easier to die of alcohol poisoning as your body cannot reject it (barf it out) like it can when you drink it down. The instructor told us that these days when they are dealing with somebody who is acting inexplicably strange they have to check the rear end to see if they can figure out what is going on.
Ambulance technicians have lots of interesting stories to tell, like the one he told us where they were called into a bar following a fight, and one of the guys had his eye hanging out of the socket by the nerve. But that will be for another time.
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Posted by damosk: Ladies and gentlemen! It's just a game! Nothing more, nothing less. There is no lady sitting watching it, it's a computer generated and managed concept to reduce your mob points tally and by the look of it you are regularly obliging! Keep up the good work guys.
Joined: Oct '14
Location: Serbia
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Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by demodawggy: ...Have you tried the 'anal' thing with alcohol pochui...? It's true,... American college students have discovered that alcohol is readily absorbed through the anal wall lining... Just insert the mouth of the bottle in your butt-hole like you are taking a drink,...pour it in and clamp down hard...! Google it...!
Every three years I have to take a refresher course for my first aid certification, and the ambulance technician who was giving the course talked to us about this. Apparently kids are soaking tampons with alcohol and shoving them up their butt to get the alcohol into their bloodstream. The advantage is it doesn't smell on your breath, but the danger lies in that it is easier to die of alcohol poisoning as your body cannot reject it (barf it out) like it can when you drink it down. The instructor told us that these days when they are dealing with somebody who is acting inexplicably strange they have to check the rear end to see if they can figure out what is going on.
Ambulance technicians have lots of interesting stories to tell, like the one he told us where they were called into a bar following a fight, and one of the guys had his eye hanging out of the socket by the nerve. But that will be for another time.
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Posted by bowie1984: Dude, I'll tell what's up. Next time just go to randomDOTorg, they have a nifty online random number generator, write up the range (I guess 1--->999) you want numbers between and click on generate. You do this until all your shots are gone or maybe you win. It will be totally RANDOM.
that's exactly what i have done with my previous attempt, had about 400 shots... must admit it's a pain in the a55 to follow through those random numbers, a lot easier to go from 0 to 100 or in reverse. i still used random dot org to generate random starting numbers though. i also use this random number generator to pick what next to do in life, i have 3 options: drink vodka, smoke weed, shave balls and i assign a number to each of those options, then hit some random sequence and move on from there... sth like vodka-vodka-balls-weed-weed-vokda ... u get the picture...
but mobsafe is big fat b1tch 
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