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Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 40 (M)
Posts: 10090
i have won my 1st 50 mobsafe shots... 750 more and i will spread you wide open. you will remember the day that pochui used you in all possible ways. you will guard safe no more, the only thing that will be left to do for you is to retire.
Joined: Nov '14
Location: Macedonia, The former Yugoslav Republic of
Age: 44 (M)
Posts: 1169
U r waaaay ahead of me in pitting your sausage in her sausage wallet, i need 850 more, to finally have a go at her, patience is the key in the meantime, ill...
Joined: Oct '14
Location: Serbia
Age: 35 (M)
Posts: 4358
Posted by SBEP: U r waaaay ahead of me in pitting your sausage in her sausage wallet, i need 850 more, to finally have a go at her, patience is the key in the meantime, ill...
You can use only 800 per day mob safe shots... @pochui you know what would be more hilarious... that you collect your 800 shots, and finaly prize go to 40-50$ and your sausage slips away and you do not do her, and she take all your shots
Joined: Nov '14
Location: Macedonia, The former Yugoslav Republic of
Age: 44 (M)
Posts: 1169
Just imagine, hes all amped up and finally has 800 to spend, with red eyes, couldn't sleep last night from excitement, and finally the day has come, for him to smack that a and he starts from the beginning 001 working slowly on her, 300 warming her up, 500 throwing all his tricks at her, 700 trying to budge that door to open, 790 he finally gets her legs to spread, he can almost see the light at the end, and and and.... 801 out pops a message "800 is the maximum amount you can have per day" and he starts crying, starts to run across the room, with his dikc in his hand, banging his head from a different wall every time, cursing at life, all because he failed to hit the G spot which was at 802, and all of a sudden out come this guy, that dont even have 1 post on this forum,with barely one month membership, with just 1 daily shot at hitting the jackpot, and he types in the magic number 802 and gets to feel how it is, for her to come all over him i hope u njoy the story as much as i did typing it
Joined: Mar '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 46 (F)
Posts: 2261
Well done on your calendar win but I think you are the same as me and win the safe shots so rarely that it would take a year to get to 800 shots I will be looking forward to hearing from you next summer when you crack it.
Joined: May '13
Location: Mauritius
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 2688
Haha nice one pochui keep up those post i at always laugh at them because ou make it sounds good and all , anyway good luck on the mob games hope you manage to break her open no pun intended lol, cheers i would take some time for me and never bought shots as i do not fancy m luck on it and will not waste some precious points, cheers peace out have fun and good luck at the tables mate hope you manage to solve it!
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 40 (M)
Posts: 10090
Posted by SBEP: Just imagine, hes all amped up and finally has 800 to spend, with red eyes, couldn't sleep last night from excitement, and finally the day has come, for him to smack that a and he starts from the beginning 001 working slowly on her, 300 warming her up, 500 throwing all his tricks at her, 700 trying to budge that door to open, 790 he finally gets her legs to spread, he can almost see the light at the end, and and and.... 801 out pops a message "800 is the maximum amount you can have per day" and he starts crying, starts to run across the room, with his dikc in his hand, banging his head from a different wall every time, cursing at life, all because he failed to hit the G spot which was at 802, and all of a sudden out come this guy, that dont even have 1 post on this forum,with barely one month membership, with just 1 daily shot at hitting the jackpot, and he types in the magic number 802 and gets to feel how it is, for her to come all over him i hope u njoy the story as much as i did typing it
this (a deserved sequel to harry potter... sth like: "Harry Jerker and the Chamber of Secret Threesome Fantasies" )
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Posted by bowie1984: I thought the previous two occasions when she made you her bitch was enough 'dominance' for you 2 a lifetime. But I can see why you would give her another shot, she's a kinky bitch 4 sure.
aye... no one else can feel the ins and out of a degenerate as well as a fellow degenerate...
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Posted by klash23: I think you are the same as me
a degenerated pot addict with hairy armpits and $0.01 in poker account? (not mentioning perfectly shave balls this time)...
Posted by klash23: and win the safe shots so rarely that it would take a year to get to 800 shots I will be looking forward to hearing from you next summer when you crack it.
well shiver me timbers... that's exactly what i was thinking... a year or so and the chest will be mine...
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 60 (M)
Posts: 5713
So Pochui! Do I get it right that you are relying on winning another 750 safe shots before you make a move? On the basis that you have 50 shots from 6 years membership, I think we will all be old and grey and maybe dead in many cases before you get to the magic 800. Don't wait, just take her quick and fast with what you've got. She will enjoy it far better!
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 40 (M)
Posts: 10090
hmmm, not quite DAMOSK... i have 50 shots for my 3rd attempt to spread this b1tch wide open, had ~300-400 shots for the 1st attempt and whopping 800 for the 2nd one and i'm still not grey... so me ponders that in 1-2 years time (if brm doesn't go broke) i might be able to launch another attack on the b1tch from behind...