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Is it a reasonable thing, I ask you, for a grown man to run about and hit a ball? Poker's the only game fit for a grown man. Then, your hand is against every man's, and every man's is against yours. Teamwork? Who ever made a fortune by teamwork? There's only one way to make a fortune, and that's to down the fellow who's up against you. ~W. Somerset Maugham

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Poker is the game closest to the western conception of life, where life and thought are recognized as intimately combined, where free will prevails over philosophies of fate or of chance, where men are considered moral agents and where - at least in the short run - the important thing is not what happens but what people think happens. ~John Luckacs

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I believe in poker the way I believe in the American Dream. Poker is good for you. It enriches the soul, sharpens the intellect, heals the spirit, and - when played well, nourishes the wallet. ~Lou Krieger

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Poker's a day to learn and a lifetime to master. ~Robert Williamson III

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God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e., everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. ~Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, Good Omens, 1991

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You have it in your power to turn a bad-beat around simply by realizing this simple truth: The more bad beats you encounter, the luckier you are. It's a sign that you are playing against opponents who continually take the worst of it, and if you can't beat someone who always takes the worst of it, you can't beat anyone. ~Lou Krieger

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Got any more good quotes? drop them in this thread...................... Blink

     
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I can Dodge Bullets Baby --- Phill Hellmuth

     
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This is the best one Blink! If you cant spot the fish at the table it is probably you ...

Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom. ~V.P. Pappy

I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. ~Jonathan Swift

Cards are war, in disguise of a sport. ~Charles Lamb

And this one is also cool Big Smile ... In a game of poker, I can put the players' souls in my pocket. ~Beausourire

Go and read a lot more poker quotes on this site http://www.quotegarden.com/poker.html

     
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"That is the beauty of the game." (after a major suckout)
"On your bike."
"Bring on more russians." ~ all by Tony G


"How can you make that call?" ~ Patrick Antonius.
"How can you make that bet. We are playing poker, not solitaire." ~ Doyle

     
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joe hachem to dealer "what kind of bet is that tell him to take it back "
dealer to villain "take it back sir "
villain to dealer " ok "
lol

     
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Aussie aussie aussie!! ... - Joe Hachem

     
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Bad beats only happen to good players. -- Joe Crow (1998)

Maybe a thought that can ease the pain the next time you have a bad beat Smile

a funny one: To be a poker champion, you must have a strong bladder -- Jack McClelland

     
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Posted by stiguk:
joe hachem to dealer "what kind of bet is that tell him to take it back "
dealer to villain "take it back sir "
villain to dealer " ok "
lol




LOL, when did that happened? Any video with that?

     
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Posted by Faria:
Posted by stiguk:
joe hachem to dealer "what kind of bet is that tell him to take it back "
dealer to villain "take it back sir "
villain to dealer " ok "
lol




LOL, when did that happened? Any video with that?

lol Big Smile Good one.
I tried to google it, but with no success... please post a link of a video, if you got one.

     
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