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Posted by ILI_002:
He noticed that his turquoise "I <3 Bob-Squarepants" t-shirt was a bit torn, but while phoning his knitting-expert bro for a helping hand, all of a sudden he...
was stopped by federal agents and taken to a room for questioning.
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Posted by B1gfoot: swallows his chewing gum and farts it out to clog the saw
As smoke starts to billow from the jammed saw's electrical motor and cloud the room, Dunotra seizes the opportunity and uses one of the saw's teeth to cut himself free.
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...but while crawling for the exit, his Samsung phone falls off his pocket showing an FTP mobile Rush-poker ongoing game where the CARDS OF ALL OPPONENTS ARE REVEALED!!!!!...
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Holtland and Dunotra fall to the floor and start pocketing it as fast as possible, when suddenly, noticing that it is actually "Monopoly" money, Dunotra yells out:
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Posted by mahdrof: Holtland and Dunotra fall to the floor and start pocketing it as fast as possible, when suddenly, noticing that it is actually "Monopoly" money, Dunotra yells out:
Where in the hell is that bald little bastard and his top hat I want a refund, he thus looks about frantically and.....
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his eyes meet those of Jesus Ferguson. Ferguson has a baseball bat poised and ready to swing at his head. The blow sends him reeling into unconsciousness, and when he comes to he is
