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G'day mates

I testify that ...

It has been a horrible day today.
Flopped quad 5's in the big blind when the flop came out 5 7 5.
A moron shoved all in and he got raised and I re-raised all in.
I got called and it is a $167 pot.
I was fist pumping in the air thinking about my sweet luck
! guy shows pocket aces he has no hope the other shows pocket 7's
I instantly knew PStars had just set me up to go bust.
Turn card was a queen and the river was the fourth 7.
Like I did not see that BS coming 10 miles away.
New bankroll is now $0.08 USD

Wishing you all the best.
good luck at the tables mates.
be cool

Ronin Cool

     
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Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend demodawggy from Canada, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you

I Testify that it's unseasonably warm out today...AGAIN...!

Big Smile

I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly demodawggy, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay in Canada.

     
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i testify that i am off to buying some toilet paper, since we have "-30% off for toilet paper" day in our local megamarket. can't wait for it to happen, already see myself rolling in pile of sh1tty toilet paper screaming that poker is rigged.... oooops i shouldn't have written this. where's the fcuking delete button

     
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I testify that today is thursday

I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general.
Yours truly highyeah, somewhere near the Mediterranean Sea.



     
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Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend skpmorita , somewhere near the sea writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you

I Testify that iam tilting now b/c i cant win anything in poker Sad

I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly skpmorita, somewhere near the sea

     
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I testify

I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general.
Yours truly like27 somewhere not near the sea


Cool

     
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I TESTIFY that today is Friday! The most important thing about today is that I am not at work, so my weekend starts here! Yeeeeehaaaaaaaa! Even better is that I'm not at work on Monday, so an even longer weekend for me this week.

     
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I testify that I didnt testify for some time already but today I kinda felt the need for it.. specially after reading a new bullsh1t thread complaining about it... well... since it seems this kinda thread gets to the nerves of some ppl.. i testify that i dont give a duck!!!

     
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i testify that it's friday even in north korea, so lets sing a song about friday:

friday friday here you're a star,
still no weed for me so far

sitting gently in a car
dreaming bout hookers in a bar...

to be continued at some point in my life

     
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I testify that today is friday yay !

I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general.
Yours truly highyeah, somewhere near the Mediterranean Sea.


     
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i testify...
that i love testifying here,..
And tell al my Testify;'s to you guys ore ladies Blink
I like to play poker espaclialy on a friday sooo lets grind Big Smile Big Smile
Cmon pokergods activate my hotrun NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gL EVERYBODY and have a wonderfull friday peace

     
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Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend demodawggy from Canada, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you

I Testify that POKER will NOT get in the way of my NASCAR Talladega races this weekend...!

Big Smile

I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly demodawggy, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay in Canada.

     
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I TESTIFY!
That I can't write a song,
I'd love to,
I testify!
That I can't write a song,
I'd love to,
I testify,
Now isn't it quite sh1tty?
That I can't sing about testifying!

I dedicate this post to anyone who has ever tried to write a song but just hasn't been able to think of a tune or the words or link them together. This song is so good, I am going to name it 'Testify Testify!'

     
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i testify,..
Beside;''s my poker,
I like to watch birds...
Yes i am a birdspottter ,...that goes crazy iff a very rare specie is in the netherlands Big Smile
Still i have some birds to watch i only have 300 species Cool

     
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i testify that writing songs is actually quite easy, here's a good example:

la la la it's a great day today,
bla bla bla i so fcuked up
fcukin morons are everywhre it seems
la la la it's an awesome day today.

mwoahaha toilet if free at last,
i can go and have a dip so fast.
no one can stop me form making a pie,
toilet is gonna smell to divine.

     
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G'day mates

I testify that ...

I am going to try to do some writing on my book today.
The characters have been holding in limbo for to long.
Time to decide if a main character dies or not.
I will also be writing a new blog entry today for those of you who have been missing my ramblings.

Wishing you all the best.
good luck at the tables mates.
be cool

Ronin Cool

     
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I testify that today is saturday the best day !

I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general.
Yours truly highyeah, somewhere near the Mediterranean Sea.



     
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Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend demodawggy from Canada, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you

I Testify that I heard the 'S' word in the weather forecast...! :O

Big Smile

I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly demodawggy, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay in Canada.

     
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I testify that today is sunday the rest day !

I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general.
Yours truly highyeah, somewhere near the Mediterranean Sea.


     
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Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend skpmorita , somewhere near the sea writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you

I Testify that iam tilting now b/c i cant win anything in poker Sad

I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly skpmorita, somewhere near the sea

     
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