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G'day pochui

That sounds yummy amigo.
I am not a wine drinker but it does look good to me.
I just might need to fall off the wagon and give that one a try Smile
I do hate to walk though and riding in the wagon is easier on my feet Smile
better for my liver to I think.
be cool

Ronin Cool

     
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I testify that...

"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!"

     
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I TESTIFY that I am still in bed. I really should have got up by now but don't particularly want to and have been spending time here at BRM, just wondering around. I could quite happily spend the rest of the day here cos it's quite cosy!

     
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I testify

that there is nothing wrong with being that early in moring still in the bed.

     
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I testify that none of the following applies to BRM all-in festivals
Protection
A player may also be said to "protect" his or her cards by placing an object like a specialty chip or miniature figure upon them. This prevents the player from having his cards accidentally collected by the dealer or being fouled by other players' discards.
To be continued............

     
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Posted by ddblt1970:
I testify

that there is nothing wrong with being that early in moring still in the bed.


I TESTIFY that despite the lovely comments from ddblt1970, that being in bed at the hour I was, that it was bad because I should have been up and on my way to work at the time. I have to also testify that work feels somewhat akin to slavery! (In case people get annoyed by that...... I know it's not really slavery!, so don't get tetchy!)

     
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G'day mates

I testify that I need to learn to bake cookies.
I have really developed a love of oatmeal cookies lately.
Oreo double stuffs with milk is also GREAT Smile
best wishes to you all
be cool

Ronin Cool

     
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i testifyt that NPK rating (or N-P-K) is used to label fertilizer based on the relative content of the chemical elements nitrogen (N), phosphorus (P), and potassium (K) that are commonly used in fertilizers. The N value is the percentage of elemental nitrogen by weight in the fertilizer. The values for P and K represent the amount of oxide in the form of P2O5 and K2O that would be present in the fertilizer if all the elemental phosphorus and potassium were oxidized into these forms.

     
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I testify, that...

Daniel Constantine "Dan" Marino, Jr. (born September 15, 1961) is a former American football quarterback who played for the Miami Dolphins of the National Football League. The last quarterback of the Quarterback Class of 1983 to be taken in the first round, Marino held or currently holds dozens of NFL records associated with the quarterback position. Despite never being on a Super Bowl-winning team, he is recognized as one of the greatest quarterbacks in American football history. Best remembered for his quick release and powerful arm, Marino led the Dolphins to the playoffs ten times in his seventeen-season career. He was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2005.

     
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iTestify

Leave My Kitten Alone

"Leave My Kitten Alone" is a 1959 R&B hit, written by Little Willie John, James McDougal and Titus Turner, first recorded by Little Willie John, and covered in 1960 by Johnny Preston. The song is also the 22nd song on the second disc to the Beatles' Anthology 1. The song follows the 24-bar blues format.

On August 14, 1964, during the recording sessions for Beatles for Sale, The Beatles recorded five takes of "Leave My Kitten Alone", adding overdubs to the last take.[1] The song was never mixed and was not included on Beatles for Sale.[4] Take 5 was marked as the best take (only takes 4 and 5 exist, 4 being a false start).

     
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I testify

that I have missed both 100$ new players freerolls on PartyPoker. Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap!
They are so worth playing. Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap!

     
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i testify that A glory hole (also spelled gloryhole and glory-hole) is a hole in a wall, or other partition for people to engage in sexual activity or observe the person in the next cubicle while one or both parties masturbate. The partition maintains anonymity. Body parts including fingers, tongue and penis may be used for anonymous oral, vaginal and/or anal intercourse.

     
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I testify that I miss Mitch Hedberg...


I think Pringles' original intention was to make tennis balls... but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, "F**k it, cut em up!"

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I like vending machines 'cause snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at a store, oftentimes, I will drop it... so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

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An escalator can never break--it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there."

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I saw a lady on T.V. She was born without arms. Literally, she was born with her hands attached to her shoulders... and that was sad, but then they said, "Lola does not know the meaning of the word 'can't.'" And that to me was kinda worse... in a way... ya know? Not only does she not have arms, but she doesn't understand simple contractions. It's very simple, Lola, you just take two words, you put them together, then you take out the middle letter, you put a comma in there and you raise it up!

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I got a king sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable. "Oh, you're a king, you say? Well you won't believe what I have in store for you! It's to your exact specifications! I believe I can set up your old lady, too!"

     
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G'day mates

I testify that,
The King sized bed joke made me smile dude.
I do like a good joke you know how it is.
best wishes to you all
be cool

Ronin Cool

     
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I testify

that I know some glory holes locations.

     
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I TESTIFY that I am absolutely shattered having been up all night and day with work. I want to sleep but know that if I do I will be awake at stupid o'clock and tomorrow will be messed up too. Not in a poker playing mood either.

     
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iTestify i broke my promise not to play zoom anymore (curiosity killed the apple?) and played some zoom today :o i was running pretty ugly so had to stop and take a break.

After the break, everything felt so different. In short, i was doing even worse. But somehow managed to lose like $2 or $3 only, which is rather awesome considering how at some point i was almost $20 down.

Moral of the story, me no likes zoom and zoom doesnt like me either. No more zoom for apple. Besides, i think its name is stupid too. Zoom? seriously?

Evil Heart

     
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Moral of the story: me no likes zoom and zoom doesnt like me either.
Moral of the story: me no likes zoom and zoom doesnt like me either.
Moral of the story: me no likes zoom and zoom doesnt like me either.
Moral of the story: me no likes zoom and zoom doesnt like me either.
Moral of the story: me no likes zoom and zoom doesnt like me either.
Moral of the story: me no likes zoom and zoom doesnt like me either.


Statement of the month, I testify.

     
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iTestify i was hoping you wont see this post, lol and its gonna get lost in between endless wikipedia (althro rather useful) articles Big Smile I just needed a place to umm, rant a bit about zoom Smile

and yea it wasnt really a mistake per se, i was well aware of what am i doing, lol. The reality is i just wanted to play some since i havent really played any zoom for more than a month (or much poker either, other than few odd days to keep my status). But at the same time i was also aware its a bad idea, lol

i think im getting bored of cash games in general, not sure how would i adopt to much slower pace of reg ring games.
So what am i gonna do next is learn a bit more about sng's (mtt ones most likely), even if i know a lot about icm ranges and how sng play should be done in a semi-zombie mode, i never really played much sngs other than 10c ones while i was 'training' multitabling Tongue

and i still believe theres more to sngs, plus i dont really feel like playing as a zombie, mostly because im not playing poker to become milionarie Big Smile

Edited by Theapple (04 May 2014 @ 19:50 GMT)


     
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Nothing wrong with playing zoom, I definitely don't want to argue it with you, since I really have no reason to give out advises to anybody about anything (I shared my opinion on zoom at the other topic last time). If your BR management tight as it should be you will going to do just fine. Anywhere.

MTTs - try to crack some on PS during the day, there are real cheap ones ($0.11, $0.27, $0.55) with not so bad prizepools (in proportion of the BI), and if you manage to be consistent in them, you could move up around 1~2 bucks. They will have the same amount of donk, but overall better payout at the end.

Take your time, don't rush anything. Stay on BI levels where you could surely afford to make some mistakes and you will going to be just fine. Books and online sites could teach you a thing or two, but they worth comes when you will put them in practice.

SNGs - I barely playing them. So I just shut up. Yeah ICM will come handy on both.

     
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