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I testify that dude from "bootleg fireworks" video above used words: sh1t, Jesus Christ,nigga. I also testify that you shouldn't attempt to make a sentence out of these words.
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Posted by magatt966: oh s**t, this nigga looks like jesus christ
Well I'm NOT religeous in just about every way,...but I DO know a LOT about the Bible and it's use of metaphor....
It says in the Bible that Jesus had 'Hair of Lamb' and 'Skin of Olive'...
Lambs have curly hair...
Olives are either black, green, or a light or medium tan/brown colour...
Being from where he was from,...he COULD have been black,...but not likely due to his parents genes...
He CERTAINLY wasn't green unless he came from Mars, or had a chronic bodily infection...
He DEFINATELY wasn't white and had a $500 coiffure (hair-doo) from some high priced Beverly Hills or West Hollywood hair salon as he's depicted in many Western cultures...
So I figure magatt hit the nail RIGHT on the head with that pic...
HEY nattyice.... folks around here are PRETTY damned forgiving folks... It's never too late to turn the good ship 'USS Arrogance' around and admitt you fcuked up....
Just say 'Sorry for getting off on the wrong foot' and tell them you can't help that you were born in a country that indoctrinates it's offspring into believing that they are SUPERIOR to the rest of the world.... eh...?
And when I say 'getting off'.... I don't mean 'Spooging' on your foot...
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Posted by teddybears73:
Posted by magatt966:
Posted by nattyice:
Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by teddybears73:
Posted by magatt966: I testify that idiots' mother is always pregnant
i testify that hopefully it'll be another 4 years before he posts again.
I testify that I agree with teddybears73
I thought that he was talking about you
I bet my money he meant you
BTW: welcome to bankrollmob
oh.it was definately meant for you NATTYICE. and as Magatt says welcome to the forum.
I testify that most people who, when encountering a website they deem to be personally useless would simply not come back, instead of feeling the overwhelming urge to share their disdain. I also happily testify that having travelled much of the United States, most Americans are not like you.
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Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by teddybears73:
Posted by magatt966:
Posted by nattyice:
Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by teddybears73:
Posted by magatt966: I testify that idiots' mother is always pregnant
i testify that hopefully it'll be another 4 years before he posts again.
I testify that I agree with teddybears73
I thought that he was talking about you
I bet my money he meant you
BTW: welcome to bankrollmob
oh.it was definately meant for you NATTYICE. and as Magatt says welcome to the forum.
I testify that most people who, when encountering a website they deem to be personally useless would simply not come back, instead of feeling the overwhelming urge to share their disdain. I also happily testify that having travelled much of the United States, most Americans are not like you.
How long did it take you to write all that, Hemingway? You do not strike me as the type of guy who would be well traveled, so I will just have to take your word for it. As far as not being like most Americans, I take that as a compliment. This is especially true if your tour of the US consisted of going from prison to prison. American prisons are kind of a special sample space. This is a great place to do your English as a second Language internship, but if you really want to be an internet tough guy or an authority on American culture...I suggest that you (and whoever helps you author your epic narratives) go hone your skills on 4-chan. It will mean crying yourself to sleep for the first few nights...it might even mean suicide. But if you want to be the best, you have to compete with the best.
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Posted by demodawggy:
Posted by magatt966: oh s**t, this nigga looks like jesus christ
Well I'm NOT religeous in just about every way,...but I DO know a LOT about the Bible and it's use of metaphor....
It says in the Bible that Jesus had 'Hair of Lamb' and 'Skin of Olive'...
Lambs have curly hair...
Olives are either black, green, or a light or medium tan/brown colour...
Being from where he was from,...he COULD have been black,...but not likely due to his parents genes...
He CERTAINLY wasn't green unless he came from Mars, or had a chronic bodily infection...
He DEFINATELY wasn't white and had a $500 coiffure (hair-doo) from some high priced Beverly Hills or West Hollywood hair salon as he's depicted in many Western cultures...
So I figure magatt hit the nail RIGHT on the head with that pic...
HEY nattyice.... folks around here are PRETTY damned forgiving folks... It's never too late to turn the good ship 'USS Arrogance' around and admitt you fcuked up....
Just say 'Sorry for getting off on the wrong foot' and tell them you can't help that you were born in a country that indoctrinates it's offspring into believing that they are SUPERIOR to the rest of the world.... eh...?
And when I say 'getting off'.... I don't mean 'Spooging' on your foot...
What?
------------ Thank you all for the warm welcome, by the way. Seriously. Good to be here.
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Posted by Phisix: An American term using two separate English words so your still copying.
Are you seriously accusing me of being a copy cat for speaking and writing the same language as the one that you try to? A language that was largely "copied" from Latin? Are you trying to say that you guys own English, even though you would be speaking German if it were not for the United States? Our language now, punk (reference to "Friday" [popular film with mammals who walk upright]).
I'll check them out))
