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I TESTIFY that today I practised being a ventriloquist. It was very amusing all the rubbish that my voice came out with but I think it was pretty good. All I need now is a ventriloquists dummy and I will be made. I can't decide whether to get an animal dummy or a human dummy.
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I testify that to be a winner you need to work harder
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly highyeah, somewhere near the Mediterranean Sea.
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G'day mates
I testify that ...
It is turning into a beautiful fall day here in good old Fredericton. It is already getting warm outside and I will need to use my air conditioner soon
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i testify that a flame (from Latin flamma) is the visible, gaseous part of a fire. It is caused by a highly exothermic reaction taking place in a thin zone. Some flames are hot enough to have ionized gaseous components of sufficient density to be considered plasma.
Daniel Negreanu( born July 26, 1974) is a Canadian professional poker player who has won six World Series of Poker (WSOP) bracelets and two World Poker Tour (WPT) championship titles. Since his second place in the Big One For One Drop 2014 tournament, he is the biggest live tournament pokerwinner of all time, having accumulated over $29,750,000 in prize money. He was named the WSOP Player of the Year in 2004 and again 2013, making him the first player in WSOP history to win the accolade more than once, and also was the 2004-05 WPT Player of the Year. He is the first player to make a final table at each of the three WSOP bracelet-awarding locations (Las Vegas, Europe, and Asia-Pacific) and the first to win a bracelet at each
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I testify that macau is one of the best venue for poker
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly highyeah, somewhere near the Mediterranean Sea.
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I TESTIFY that when washing clothes in a washing machine, one should ensure there are no tissues hidden in pockets of the clothing as a failure to find such a hidden tissue will result in the tissue breaking down during the wash and spin cycle causing untold degradation of the tissue, the small pieces of which will attach themselves to the said clothing and make a right old mess requiring lots of detailed attention to the clothing and the machine to remove the remnants. The time taken and wasted by such a failure could be better employed playing poker.
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I testify that is a long flat bony plate shaped like a capital "T" located anteriorly to the heart in the center of the thorax (chest). It connects to the rib bones via cartilage, forming the anterior section of the rib cage with them, and thus helps to protect the lungs, heart and major blood vessels from physical trauma. Although it is fused, the sternum can be sub-divided into three regions.
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iTestify
Hendrik van den Bergh (count)
Hendrik, count van den Bergh (1573, Bremen – 22 May 1638), lord of Stevensweert, was a Dutch soldier in Spanish service during the Eighty Years' War and stadhouder of Spanish Upper Guelders.
Hendrik was the seventh son of Willem IV van den Bergh and Maria of Nassau, the oldest sister of William the Silent. Like all his brothers, he served in the Spanish military. He fought at (among others) Jülich, Breda, Grol and in 1629 at 's-Hertogenbosch, where prince Frederick Henry could not prevent his entry. He distinguished himself so much under Ambrogio Spinola that, after the Twelve Years' Truce, he was the second-highest commander in the army of Albert and Isabella.
The Professional Poker Tour (PPT) was a series of televised poker tournaments, spinning off from the World Poker Tour (WPT) television series. It billed itself as the first professional poker league, and was limited to players who have established themselves on the World Poker Tour, World Series of Poker, or major participation on the poker circuit.
Matt Corboy was the lead commentator, with poker pro Mark Seif as color commentator and Kaye Han as floor reporter. The first season, taped in 2004-2005, began airing regularly on Travel Channel on July 5, 2006 and left the air in 2007.
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i testify that a ranking is a relationship between a set of items such that, for any two items, the first is either 'ranked higher than', 'ranked lower than' or 'ranked equal to' the second. In mathematics, this is known as a weak order or total preorder of objects.
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The 1992 Dow Classic was a women's tennis tournament played on outdoor grass courts that was part of Tier IV of the 1992 WTA Tour. It was the 11th edition of the event and the last to be named the "Dow Classic" before the tournament sponsor changed to DFS. It took place at the Edgbaston Priory Club in Birmingham, England, United Kingdom, from June 8 through June 14, 1992.
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I testify I didn't testify anything for a few days and I feel it's time to testify something again. I testify that because of that I decided to testify that tomorrow I'll play the Skrill deposit freeroll at stars. Hope I do good since there's a very small field and the rewards are quite nice. Best of luck to myself!
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< I Testify the following.....
... < Black,...is NOT a colour....! Why did black folks used to be called 'Coloured'...? If anything,...WHITE people are 'coloured'...! THEY ARE PINK...!!!......
..Like THIS little guy here...His name is Pinky...>----->
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Posted by nattyice:
Posted by Phisix: An American term using two separate English words so your still copying.
Are you seriously accusing me of being a copy cat for speaking and writing the same language as the one that you try to? A language that was largely "copied" from Latin? Are you trying to say that you guys own English, even though you would be speaking German if it were not for the United States? Our language now, punk (reference to "Friday" [popular film with mammals who walk upright]).
IM SORRY FOR DRAGGING THIS OUT AND THE CAPS BUT SCREW YOU! YOU AMERICAN DOG I HATE HOW AMERICANS LIKE TO CLAIM TO BE THE SAVIORS FROM EVERYONE SPEAKING GERMAN! JUST REMEMBER WHO PAINTED YOUR WHITE HOUSE PINK AND THEN BURNED IT TO THE GROUND!
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i testify that "Pink Houses" is a song written and sung by John Cougar Mellencamp. It was released on the 1983 album Uh-Huh on Riva Records. It reached #8 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 in early 1984. "Pink Houses" was ranked #439 on Rolling Stone magazine's list of The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time.
That PokerStars, with nearly 50 million registered players at the start of 2012, is the largest online poker cardroom in the world.[1]
A PokerStars.com online satellite tournament produced the 2003 World Series of Poker (WSOP)[2] champion, Chris Moneymaker. As the first person to become a world champion by qualifying at an online poker site,[3] Moneymaker's 2003 win was an important factor in catalyzing the poker boom of the mid-2000s. The press has called this the "Moneymaker Effect."[4]
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I testify that bankrollpöbelgepeupelmúgurturbaväkijoukkomafiafolkhop.com has a nice ring to it and vote we should change the name in hopes of bringing back buzz killington who started this. Also I testify that I attempted to read all 60 pages of this start to finish and simply could not do it
------------ I also Testify That is has been 236 days since nattyice has visited our site we maybe just might have possibly sent him running for his momma
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Posted by LIKEIT27: i testify ,..
That PokerStars, with nearly 50 million registered players at the start of 2012, is the largest online poker cardroom in the world.[1]
I TESTIFY that if this is true, then when Pokerstars does it's Guinness Book of records world record attempt to hold the largest ever poker tournament, ie the most players registered for the same game, that only 250,000 of these players sign up for it. It must be very disappointing to think that there could be 200 times as many players that could register.
< I Testify the following.....
< Black,...is NOT a colour....! Why did black folks 
we maybe just might have possibly sent him running for his momma
